Ford Maddox Ford

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Home: Durham
Been on the island since 2014-07-16
Died: 50 times (last time was 2022-03-10 04:05, killed by a tiger)
Level: 31
Class: Soldier (outsider)
Primary Clan: The Plague
Secondary Clans: Alestair Crowley and the Devil's Disciples and The Unrested Spirits of Shartak.


Kip, call in the Samaritans! Durham needs a sassy sandwich! Flip their cheese omelets!

The ghostly voice of Gorry Louis says You're an embarrassment, Ford. Nobody else in this game gets so butthurt when one of their characters dies that they send their alts to get revenge. None of your kills mean anything.” (2017-01-14 06:06)

None of anyone's kills mean anything. It's a game! If u zerged you're cursed. That's the penalty. If you think banishment is a better penalty, take it up with upper management. You sneak into a hut in Durham and stab me to death, does that kill mean anything? You sunk my battleship. It means you have anger issues and you probably need a nap. You've been killed 230 times and are at level 36. I've been killed 32 times and I'm at 24. Whatever you are doing is not working. You blow at this.


Gorry Louis says “For the record: I don't care how good you are in CoD. In this game you're a cheating zerger, so your kill to death ratio is meaningless.” (2017-01-13 05:40)
Gorry Louis says “I'm going to keep killing you with this one character, until you stop being a butthurt little shit and play your characters as individuals who DON'T collectively take revenge when one gets killed.” (2017-01-13 05:41)

Gee Gorry I'll consider it. Okay, I've considered it. Get bent! Get ready for some zerging! I'm going to zerg you like an auntomated zerging machine on crack!!! You act like a "snowflake" are you a college sophomore majoring in Art and Humanities?


Krug, Sara killed you?! You candy ass.

Since your last move:
Vieux says “Big stupid bucket of hate?” (2017-01-07 05:09)
Vieux says “That's quite the contentious statement. ” (2017-01-07 05:10)
Vieux says “More apt would be enormous stupid bucket of hate.” (2017-01-07 05:10)
Vieux says “Why sell me short? What kind of monster are you?” (2017-01-07 05:11)
Vieux says “But yes, I hate you. You, and everyone like you. ” (2017-01-07 05:12)
Vieux says “Those whom dress like you. Those whom talk like you. Those who even chew their food in the same dull manner.” (2017-01-07 05:13)
Vieux says “I hate your parents. I hate your pastor. I hate the doctor who delivered you. ” (2017-01-07 05:14)
Vieux says “I hate everything remotely in your universe.” (2017-01-07 05:15)
Vieux says “To that end, I hate the way you judge others. Blech. Sanctiminous puddle of twee ectoplasm.” (2017-01-07 05:16)

Vieux, after I find Krug and wail his little self to death, then return to life, please kill me so I can do likewise to you. You super-sized slurpy cup of dislike.

Happy New Years to you too my exalted clan leader Etherdrifter.

Ford Maddox Ford
OOC: PKing is allowed in this game. You saw many instances of it in the Grotto. Zerging isn't. You got cursed, but it's still not okay. You're supposed to keep your characters separate, and this kind of shit ALWAYS creates drama. And I'm pretty much the expert on creating drama in this game. You really don't want to go down that route.


... Gorry Louis, Yeah, actually I sort of do want to go that route. And you certainly are an expert. At getting killed!
226 times? Really? I'm going to get you up to 300! But go ahead and vent. Whatever. Merry Christmas! It's a game, not a life's dilemma.

OOC: I - as well as the developer - take a dim view of zerging. If you killed me because the native I killed was in your clan, that's one thing. But your whispered profanity suggests otherwise. As does the fact that you attacked minutes after I killed nosher. Killing him was nothing personal, Gorry's a pirate, nosher's a native. Your kill of Gorry sounded VERY personal, and that's a bad thing to be doing. It's christmas for crissakes, don't give me a reason to be your enemy.

Gorry Louis, Ha! Waaaaah!! Baby sad! Well, guess what, you are my enemy! And I take a "dim view" on you being an asshole! If I use an alt to kill I take the curse. And now I am most certainly cursed! I'm paying the penalty for my actions. But it will end. And seriously, don't try to act superior. You're just a damn PKing jerk. As far as this game is concerned, that's all you are. So guess what? Now you get to pay the penalty of me killing you every time I see you, you little crybaby squirt.


Fear Itself says "Give in to your FEAR. You cannot hide your Terror from me. I sense it even now. Don't be a pawn of the Plague. They lead you to your doom." (2016-01-30 13:04)
You hear TheManWhoSoldDeath let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2016-01-30 19:05)
You hear TheManWhoSoldDeath let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2016-01-30 19:05)
You hear TheManWhoSoldDeath let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2016-01-30 19:05)
You hear TheManWhoSoldDeath let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2016-01-30 19:05)
You hear TheManWhoSoldDeath let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2016-01-30 19:05)
You hear TheManWhoSoldDeath let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2016-01-30 19:06)
Doctor John Simmons kills Fear Itself with a cutlass. (2016-01-30 19:08)

Currently a ghost, killed by that Aussie wanker The Crawling Chaos. Hope to wail Hemingway to death.

Joined a ghost themed death cult. I just want to fit in.

Previously looking to start a writer's colony on Shartak. And to murder Hemingway. (you damn monster.)

I apologize Mr Scavvy. I thought you were Ernest Hemingway! You're both self important, homophobic alcholics, and kill lots of animals.


Ford Maddox Ford and the Devil's Disciple

Hemingway was having a drink at the Closerie des Lilas, where the poets used to meet, not the people who went to places to be seen, stared at, outside, and Ford Maddox Ford joined him.

A man who Ford identified as Hilaire Belloc walked by and Ford cut him dead, demanding to Hemingway, "Did you see me cut him? Did you see me cut him?!"

Because, Ford explained to Hemingway, a gentleman must always cut a cad. "What about a bounder?" Asked Hemingway.
A gentleman wouldn't even know a bounder," answered Ford.

There is a discussion on gentlemen, and cads, or, rather, Ford gives Hemingway his opinion and Hemingway eggs him on.

Ford left. Hemingway pointed Belloc out to a friend who joined him for a drink, saying, "There's Hilaire Belloc. Ford cut him absolutely dead." When the man
walked by the other way, the friend remarked, "Hemingway, you ass, that's Alestair Crowley, the diabolist. The most evil man in Paris."

They carry 1 monkey claw charm, 1 skull, 2 silver skull crosses and 1 tiger tooth amulet.

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Achievements:(7 total)
7 years old
Areas explored: 809 (22.3% of island)
HP Healed: 659
Trading Points: 153
Spirits Exorcised: 0 (not a shaman)
Wailing Damage: 3872
Ritual Feasts: 0 (not a cannibal)
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NPC kills: 59; last kill: turtle
 Animals: 56
 Shamans: 2
 Traders: 1
Natives killed: 13; last kill: Outter
 Raktam: 0
 Dalpok: 4
 Wiksik: 2
 Rakmogak: 7
Outsiders killed: 39; last kill: The Mad Dwarf
 Derby: 5
 Durham: 30
 York: 2
 Shipwreck: 2
NPC kills (detailed):
guard dog11
large stag7
wild boar4
small deer3
Trader Tom1
large deer1

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