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Home: Derby
Been on the island since 2017-07-16
Died: 52 times (last time was 2020-11-24 10:04 at the hands of Broomhead, killed by a rifle)
Level: 26
Class: Soldier (outsider)
Primary Clan: Discordian Cargo Cult
Secondary Clans: The Plague and Responsible drinkers


I seen Ryan O'Neil of the legendary O'Neil clan and gived him a heavy sword. It's true. He was as real as you or me!

Chompy, "I'll kill you unless you show me yer Johnson! Let me see it! I want a one-way ticket to Johnson City!"

Damn what a perv.

I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I first started here, all there was was swamp. Others said I was daft to build a castle in a swamp, but I built it all the same. Just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up!

Look all you want, you'll never find it. But it's there alright.

It's nice. I got everythin's that's good. Stop that. Stop that. You're not going to do a song while I'm here.

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Achievements:(3 total)
3 years old
Areas explored: 200 (5.5% of island)
HP Healed: 840
Trading Points: 61
Spirits Exorcised: 0 (not a shaman)
Wailing Damage: 1740
Ritual Feasts: 0 (not a cannibal)
Mentioned in 0 profile

The following extended statistics are since 1st Jan 2011.

Alcohol Brewed: 0
Alcohol Drunk: 13
Heads Collected: 0
Fruit Juiced: 56
Successful Possessions: 13
Tracks Found: 0
Fires Started: 2
Fires Extinguished: 0
Items Buried: 1
Items Found: 733
Jungle Chopped: 18
Parrots Tamed: 0 (not a pirate)
Monkeys Tamed: 0 (not a pirate)
Signposts Built: 10
Signposts Smashed: 2
Treasures Found: 0 (added 2014-07-14)

NPC kills: 13; last kill: wild boar
 Animals: 13
 Shamans: 0
 Traders: 0
Natives killed: 14; last kill: Deimos
 Raktam: 8
 Dalpok: 0
 Wiksik: 2
 Rakmogak: 4
Outsiders killed: 83; last kill: mexkrax
 Derby: 47
 Durham: 18
 York: 9
 Shipwreck: 9
NPC kills (detailed):
wild boar7
large stag1
guard dog1

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