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Home: Derby
Been on the island since 2017-07-16
Died: 71 times (last time was 2023-05-25 03:09 at the hands of Broomhead, killed by a heavy sword)
Level: 33
Class: Soldier (outsider)
Primary Clan: The Plague
Secondary Clans: The Unrested Spirits of Shartak. and Alestair Crowley and the Devil's Disciples


Slew by a coward little level 7 with a machete. I'll nevers lives it down.

Talofa II, I have a long pig for you. It's in my pants! Dumbass.

I seen Ryan O'Neil of the legendary O'Neil clan and gived him a heavy sword. It's true. He was as real as you or me!

Chompy, "I'll kill you unless you show me yer Johnson! Let me see it! I want a one-way ticket to Johnson City!"

Damn what a perv.

I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I first started here, all there was was swamp. Others said I was daft to build a castle in a swamp, but I built it all the same. Just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up!

Look all you want, you'll never find it. But it's there alright.

It's nice. I got everythin's that's good. Stop that. Stop that. You're not going to do a song while I'm here.

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Achievements:(6 total)
Novice Healer 5 years old
Areas explored: 349 (9.6% of island)
HP Healed: 1340
Trading Points: 61
Spirits Exorcised: 0 (not a shaman)
Wailing Damage: 2295
Ritual Feasts: 0 (not a cannibal)
Mentioned in 0 profile

The following extended statistics are since 1st Jan 2011.

Alcohol Brewed: 0
Alcohol Drunk: 32
Heads Collected: 0
Fruit Juiced: 122
Successful Possessions: 43
Tracks Found: 9
Fires Started: 2
Fires Extinguished: 0
Items Buried: 1
Items Found: 1292
Jungle Chopped: 93
Parrots Tamed: 0 (not a pirate)
Monkeys Tamed: 0 (not a pirate)
Signposts Built: 10
Signposts Smashed: 3
Treasures Found: 0 (added 2014-07-14)

NPC kills: 39; last kill: elephant
 Animals: 39
 Shamans: 0
 Traders: 0
Natives killed: 18; last kill: An 800 Pound Gorilla
 Raktam: 8
 Dalpok: 1
 Wiksik: 3
 Rakmogak: 6
Outsiders killed: 87; last kill: Broomhead
 Derby: 51
 Durham: 18
 York: 9
 Shipwreck: 9
NPC kills (detailed):
wild boar7
guard dog1
hungry alligator1
large stag1

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