papa hemingway

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Home: Durham
Been on the island since 2020-03-25
Died: 30 times (last time was 2024-01-07 15:27 at the hands of Fear Itself, killed by a machete)
Level: 18
Class: Soldier (outsider)
Primary Clan: Team Tathers
Secondary Clan: Alestair Crowley and the Devil's Disciples


You see Ernest Hemingway. You've never met a man his equal.

You whisper to An 800 Pound Gorilla, What's it like to be gay?”

Underworld log successful.
Deadzone log successful.
You let out a banshee wail causing critical amounts of damage, and one person dies of fright.
Lloyd the drag queen turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead.
You gain 3 XP.

I wandered into the rustic & quaint city of Durham. It reminded me of some remote village in the south of France. Buying some local trinkets and rifle shells, I happened upon an old pal Guy Montag. After some catching up I suggested we find lodgings. We spied an oddly new and quite ugly steel & glass white elephant of a place, and walked in on a group of inbred looking mucks who immediately went about trying to slaughter us!

The one named spooge seemed to fancy himself the high muckyity and wrote stuff about his tallywhacker on buildings a lot. Odd hobby. We got out fast! I headed north to find game. Probably where you'll find me.

4-19-21 Hey Tad Allagash My tormented spirit will leave The Over-booked (ha!) when it's good & ready! Use all your cheap shaman tricks -- you won't cast me out! Go back to cheating old widows out of their dead husband's dough you threadbare carnival swami!

They carry 1 tiger tooth amulet.

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Achievements:(4 total)
4 years old
Areas explored: 7 (0.2% of island)
HP Healed: 277
Trading Points: 1
Spirits Exorcised: 0 (not a shaman)
Wailing Damage: 588
Ritual Feasts: 0 (not a cannibal)
Mentioned in 0 profile

The following extended statistics are since 1st Jan 2011.

Alcohol Brewed: 0
Alcohol Drunk: 13
Heads Collected: 0
Fruit Juiced: 28
Successful Possessions: 0
Tracks Found: 0
Fires Started: 0
Fires Extinguished: 0
Items Buried: 0
Items Found: 315
Jungle Chopped: 40
Parrots Tamed: 0 (not a pirate)
Monkeys Tamed: 0 (not a pirate)
Signposts Built: 0
Signposts Smashed: 2
Treasures Found: 0 (added 2014-07-14)

NPC kills: 39; last kill: Kadmor
 Animals: 35
 Shamans: 4
 Traders: 0
Natives killed: 8; last kill: An 800 Pound Gorilla
 Raktam: 0
 Dalpok: 4
 Wiksik: 0
 Rakmogak: 4
Outsiders killed: 13; last kill: Lloyd
 Derby: 0
 Durham: 12
 York: 0
 Shipwreck: 1
NPC kills (detailed):
guard dog7
large deer4
small deer1
wild boar1
large stag1


This character has been idle since 2024-01-14.

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