papa hemingway

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Home: Durham
Been on the island since 2020-03-25
Died: 8 times (last time was 2020-10-07 20:45 at the hands of spooge, killed by a machete)
Level: 1
Class: Soldier (outsider)
Primary Clan: Team Tathers


My seventh wife spooge keeps killing me! Making me fuck her up the butt until I am dead! I can't kill her, because I can't ever put my hands on a WOMAN. And spooge is a woman. A pretty pretty lady. With one hot ass!!! spooge, I forgive you my little poo bear! I fixed 'The Sun Also Rises". Why can't I fix us?!!!

Tad Allagash! Help me help me! I'm a tormented spirit and I want to leave the Overlook! Hah! No I don't! You used all your sissy girl shaman tricks to cast us out didn't you sugar britches! And nothing worked. Well, come get some more. I know you can do it Kimberly! Just try hard -- wad up your panties in a little bunch!


The IRS was onto me in cuba, and tried to clean me out fast. Flying back to Key West, my third plane in 3 months went down and & I figured I was in Kennebunkport. I was not in Kennebunkport. It smells like hemp & dead dreams here. Can only be one place. Hope to find old crew mates Hugh Hefner, and An enormous Haast's eagle. And typing paper. And guns. Lots of guns.

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Areas explored: 0 (0.0% of island)
HP Healed: 20
Trading Points: 1
Spirits Exorcised: 0 (not a shaman)
Wailing Damage: 0
Ritual Feasts: 0 (not a cannibal)
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NPC kills: 0
 Animals: 0
 Shamans: 0
 Traders: 0
Natives killed: 0
 Raktam: 0
 Dalpok: 0
 Wiksik: 0
 Rakmogak: 0
Outsiders killed: 0
 Derby: 0
 Durham: 0
 York: 0
 Shipwreck: 0


This character has been idle since 2020-10-04.

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