An 800 Pound Gorilla

An 800 Pound Gorilla

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Home: Rakmogak
Been on the island since 2010-10-29
Died: 506 times (last time was 2023-09-08 08:02 at the hands of The Mad Dwarf, killed by a heavy sword)
Level: 33
Class: Cannibal (native)
Primary Clan: Feeding Frenzy
Secondary Clans: Animals of Shartak and Clear Cutters United


A rampaging ape with a taste for human flesh. An aberration of nature. A twisted monstrosity spawned from the darkest heart of the jungle. He will track you, he will find you, and he will kill you. Your fate is to be murdered, consumed, digested, and turned into a massive pile of hot steaming monkey turds. Pray there are no more like him out there. This one is quite enough. There is no escape. Death is coming for you all.

Feel free to start screaming now. Why wait? You can't stop what's about to happen. Might as well get it over with. But no crying, please. There's no crying in Shartak. I think that's in the wiki somewhere. Or it should be.

Then again, this could just be a fat cannibal in a gorilla costume. Who knows?

The 29th scroll, sixth verse, of Ape Law: Beware the beast Man, for he is the Devil's spawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport, or lust, or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him; drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death.

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Achievements:(18 total)
12 years old Serial Killer
Areas explored: 3009 (82.9% of island)
HP Healed: 1748
Trading Points: 365
Spirits Exorcised: 0 (not a shaman)
Wailing Damage: 3652
Ritual Feasts: 3481 (3472 own kills)
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NPC kills: 89; last kill: tiger
 Animals: 89
 Shamans: 0
 Traders: 0
Natives killed: 621; last kill: sloth
 Raktam: 185
 Dalpok: 196
 Wiksik: 194
 Rakmogak: 46
Outsiders killed: 502; last kill: Tutaha
 Derby: 107
 Durham: 85
 York: 154
 Shipwreck: 153
 Raktam: 3
NPC kills (detailed):
giant spider5
wild boar2
large stag2
zombified tiger2
Easter Bunny1
zombified parrot1
vicious parrot1
zombified wild boar1
zombified bat1
zombified guard dog1
zombified werewolf1
zombified large stag1

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