spooge

spooge

Home: Dalpok
Been on the island since 2006-03-28
Died: 946 times (last time was 2021-10-16 15:54 at the hands of FlayII, killed by a heavy sword)
Level: 41
Class: Warrior (native)
Primary Clan: The Darkest Fear
Secondary Clan: The Society of Notable Somebodies
Underworld: https://underworld.shartak.com/?id=1778
Deadzone: http://shartak.aphlor.org/deadzone/view/1778

Description:

Naked and Proud, No that is not a third leg but my enormous genitals, I will have sex with anything, willing or not

may or may not be Gwyneth Paltrow

Consider the true master of Dalpok and Durham.

He spreads Fear, he is the Darkest Fear. He alone rules what is left of them

Cannibals are pussies who "eat" anything, marked up their whole village saying so, not one pussy to challenge me

He will keep killing Trader Dick until he leaves town... forever. Also I have killed him 236 times I want a gold medal achievement for doing so when i crack 250


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They carry 1 pink-and-purple scarf, 1 plain wooden cup, 1 pocket watch, 1 monkey claw charm, 1 pair of gold hoop earrings, 1 ornate staff, 1 tricorn hat, 1 cat-o-nine tails, 1 silver skull cross, 1 tiger tooth amulet and 1 glowing crystal pendant.

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Achievements:(47 total)
Serial Killer Large stag Hunter - Gold Tiger Hunter - Silver Guard dog Hunter - Silver 15 years old
Areas explored: 3666 (101.0% of island)
HP Healed: 634
Trading Points: 1215
Spirits Exorcised: 0 (not a shaman)
Wailing Damage: 38554
Ritual Feasts: 0 (not a cannibal)
Mentioned in 1 profile

The following extended statistics are since 1st Jan 2011.

Alcohol Brewed: 0
Alcohol Drunk: 28
Heads Collected: 1
Fruit Juiced: 4
Successful Possessions: 45
Tracks Found: 1909
Fires Started: 0
Fires Extinguished: 0
Items Buried: 0
Items Found: 4298
Jungle Chopped: 9412
Parrots Tamed: 0 (not a pirate)
Monkeys Tamed: 0 (not a pirate)
Signposts Built: 0
Signposts Smashed: 202
Treasures Found: 1 (added 2014-07-14)

NPC kills: 3831; last kill: monkey
 Animals: 3426
 Shamans: 0
 Traders: 405
Natives killed: 13; last kill: anaalipunktio
 Raktam: 3
 Dalpok: 1
 Wiksik: 2
 Rakmogak: 7
Outsiders killed: 1554; last kill: sheldonbunny
 Derby: 128
 Durham: 568
 York: 203
 Shipwreck: 655
NPC kills (detailed):
NameKills
monkey528
Trader Dick402
parrot393
bat366
large stag346
large deer346
guard dog320
small deer303
wild boar236
tiger182
zombified bat79
elephant56
zombified monkey52
zombified parrot38
zombified guard dog37
rat36
silverback21
turtle15
ferocious tiger14
rhino12
zombified small deer11
zombified werewolf6
alligator5
zombified large stag4
Easter Bunny3
Trader Sam3
zombified tiger2
zombified large deer2
shargle2
zombified wild boar2
goat2
songbird2
giant spider1
rogue elephant1
deadly shargle1
zombified alligator1
bear1

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