spooge

spooge

Home: Dalpok
Been on the island since 2006-03-28
Died: 917 times (last time was 2020-09-09 07:12 at the hands of FlayII, killed by a pistol)
Level: 41
Class: Warrior (native)
Primary Clan: The Darkest Fear
Secondary Clans: The Society of Notable Somebodies and The Plague
Underworld: https://underworld.shartak.com/?id=1778
Deadzone: http://shartak.aphlor.org/deadzone/view/1778

Description:

Naked and Proud, No that is not a third leg but my enormous genitals, I will have sex with anything, willing or not

may or may not be Gwyneth Paltrow

Consider the true master of Dalpok and Durham.

He spreads Fear, he is the Darkest Fear. He alone rules what is left of them

Cannibals are pussies who "eat" anything, marked up their whole village saying so, not one pussy to challenge me

He will keep killing Trader Dick until he leaves town... forever. Also I have killed him 236 times I want a gold medal achievement for doing so when i crack 250


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They carry 1 pink-and-purple scarf, 1 plain wooden cup, 1 pocket watch, 1 monkey claw charm, 1 pair of gold hoop earrings, 1 ornate staff, 1 tricorn hat, 1 cat-o-nine tails, 1 silver skull cross, 1 tiger tooth amulet and 1 glowing crystal pendant.

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Achievements:(45 total)
Serial Killer 14 years old Large stag Hunter - Gold Tiger Hunter - Silver Guard dog Hunter - Silver
Areas explored: 3627 (100.0% of island)
HP Healed: 629
Trading Points: 1150
Spirits Exorcised: 0 (not a shaman)
Wailing Damage: 38450
Ritual Feasts: 0 (not a cannibal)
Mentioned in 1 profile

The following extended statistics are since 1st Jan 2011.

Alcohol Brewed: 0
Alcohol Drunk: 23
Heads Collected: 1
Fruit Juiced: 0
Successful Possessions: 45
Tracks Found: 1681
Fires Started: 0
Fires Extinguished: 0
Items Buried: 0
Items Found: 3936
Jungle Chopped: 9265
Parrots Tamed: 0 (not a pirate)
Monkeys Tamed: 0 (not a pirate)
Signposts Built: 0
Signposts Smashed: 201
Treasures Found: 1 (added 2014-07-14)

NPC kills: 3484; last kill: Trader Dick
 Animals: 3177
 Shamans: 0
 Traders: 307
Natives killed: 7; last kill: anaalipunktio
 Raktam: 2
 Dalpok: 0
 Wiksik: 1
 Rakmogak: 4
Outsiders killed: 1265; last kill: FlayIII
 Derby: 116
 Durham: 336
 York: 194
 Shipwreck: 619
NPC kills (detailed):
NameKills
monkey507
parrot386
bat361
large deer342
large stag335
Trader Dick304
small deer296
wild boar225
guard dog200
tiger179
zombified bat79
elephant50
rat36
zombified monkey35
zombified parrot29
silverback18
zombified guard dog17
turtle15
ferocious tiger14
zombified small deer11
rhino11
alligator5
Easter Bunny3
zombified werewolf3
zombified large stag3
Trader Sam3
zombified tiger2
zombified large deer2
shargle2
zombified wild boar2
goat2
songbird2
giant spider1
rogue elephant1
deadly shargle1
zombified alligator1
bear1

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