the axman

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Home: Durham
Been on the island since 2015-03-16
Died: 50 times (last time was 2024-01-11 04:59 at the hands of Armless Tiger Man, killed by a wooden club)
Level: 26
Class: Soldier (outsider)
Primary Clan: The Plague
Secondary Clans: The Octavius Popebury Memorial Expedition and The First Continental Congress of Durham


Hail girgashitke the pig spirit.

mexkrax, Dagger Dan Scavvy, Plasmecha the Darkest Fear are back, come get some!

mexkrax. spooge and his deputies seem to be gone or hiding. No "spooge owns this town" signs for a couple days. They might be dead in the ground under the shaman waiting to resurrect.

Since your last move:

Dam Frawd, good to see you big daddy! Giants & pimps still walk the earth.

The Polar Bear, you're aces with me! Finally somebody I can understand.

Fear Itself attacks you with an axe for 3 damage. You die. (2016-01-08 17:20)
Fear Itself says The axman. Killed by an axe. Fitting isn't it?” (2016-01-08 17:20)

That was funny. Funny the first 27 times I heard it. Don't quit your day job, Seinfeld.

In 'The Urban Dead' I was The Mad Axman. I led a selfish, stupid life and was banished from hell to Shartak to protect the borders of Unity Island.

Guardian of 'Unity Isle'. Kind words and thoughtful gifts accepted.

Pudge McCreedy: "I call a dead man to protect Pudge McCreedy's Point!!"


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Achievements:(9 total)
9 years old
Areas explored: 6 (0.2% of island)
HP Healed: 230
Trading Points: 69
Spirits Exorcised: 0 (not a shaman)
Wailing Damage: 950
Ritual Feasts: 0 (not a cannibal)
Mentioned in 0 profile

The following extended statistics are since 1st Jan 2011.

Alcohol Brewed: 0
Alcohol Drunk: 23
Heads Collected: 0
Fruit Juiced: 130
Successful Possessions: 36
Tracks Found: 89
Fires Started: 4
Fires Extinguished: 0
Items Buried: 0
Items Found: 1397
Jungle Chopped: 264
Parrots Tamed: 0 (not a pirate)
Monkeys Tamed: 0 (not a pirate)
Signposts Built: 11
Signposts Smashed: 11
Treasures Found: 0 (added 2014-07-14)

NPC kills: 45; last kill: Kadmor
 Animals: 21
 Shamans: 24
 Traders: 0
Natives killed: 14; last kill: spooge
 Raktam: 0
 Dalpok: 7
 Wiksik: 2
 Rakmogak: 5
Outsiders killed: 36; last kill: Cryptoknight
 Derby: 0
 Durham: 31
 York: 3
 Shipwreck: 2
NPC kills (detailed):
zombified monkey7
small deer3
wild boar2
large stag2
guard dog1


This character has been idle since 2024-01-12.

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