the axman

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Home: Durham
Been on the island since 2015-03-16
Died: 38 times (last time was 2020-06-16 13:19 at the hands of spooge, killed by a machete)
Level: 19
Class: Soldier (outsider)
Primary Clan: The Plague
Secondary Clans: The Octavius Popebury Memorial Expedition and Keepers of the Faith


The Polar Bear, you're aces with me! Finally somebody I can understand.

Fear Itself attacks you with an axe for 3 damage. You die. (2016-01-08 17:20)
Fear Itself says The axman. Killed by an axe. Fitting isn't it?” (2016-01-08 17:20)

That was funny. Funny the first 27 times I heard it. Don't quit your day job, Seinfeld.

In 'The Urban Dead' I was The Mad Axman. I led a selfish, stupid life and was banished from hell to Shartak to protect the borders of Unity Island.

Guardian of 'Unity Isle'. Kind words and thoughtful gifts accepted.

Pudge McCreedy: "I call a dead man to protect Pudge McCreedy's Point!!"


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Achievements:(6 total)
6 years old
Areas explored: 11 (0.3% of island)
HP Healed: 43
Trading Points: 47
Spirits Exorcised: 0 (not a shaman)
Wailing Damage: 596
Ritual Feasts: 0 (not a cannibal)
Mentioned in 0 profile

The following extended statistics are since 1st Jan 2011.

Alcohol Brewed: 0
Alcohol Drunk: 10
Heads Collected: 0
Fruit Juiced: 112
Successful Possessions: 8
Tracks Found: 0
Fires Started: 2
Fires Extinguished: 0
Items Buried: 0
Items Found: 1147
Jungle Chopped: 201
Parrots Tamed: 0 (not a pirate)
Monkeys Tamed: 0 (not a pirate)
Signposts Built: 4
Signposts Smashed: 10
Treasures Found: 0 (added 2014-07-14)

NPC kills: 26; last kill: tiger
 Animals: 19
 Shamans: 7
 Traders: 0
Natives killed: 14; last kill: spooge
 Raktam: 0
 Dalpok: 7
 Wiksik: 2
 Rakmogak: 5
Outsiders killed: 26; last kill: thechump
 Derby: 0
 Durham: 21
 York: 3
 Shipwreck: 2
NPC kills (detailed):
zombified monkey7
small deer3
wild boar2
large stag2


This character has been idle since 2021-09-20.

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