Chromemagnum

An array of poison darts for thorns fired from a plethora of bladelike leaf fronds. Harvested and replanted bloodrootseed from Rakmogak gifted to Wiksik, at least that's story for now. At first, the thing looks only made for killing, with all the calm cool un/caring of a low beast or efficient machine. Appearances deceive. Always accepting volunteers. Be at peace. Be safe.



Past!: Taught how to Warrior by Scorponok and Waspinator, but learned the most from Bloodgeon. Misses the days of Karzarak. Plays a flute gotten from Psychoyote and a drum from Darkarnivore proficiently, as well as a skullstaff rattle from Skullpion. Plasmecha has revealed to us the location of the heavy swords.

"Since my Last move/s", I Read like the Morning News.Who killed Me, who Do I Gotta kill Back. Coffee takes awhile to kick in, homicide is still very much an option.

Present!:Since my last move/s: A parrot squawks "thers a treasure tne north of fort breton!" (2023-06-05 15:53) I don't trust this bird, it can't spell.
A parrot squawks "I have seen what he does to those who draw his attention upon him. Flee you fool, if you should ever come upon the Blue Shaman of Dalpok, lest he learn your name and add it to his list." (2023-06-12 14:23) Who? I only concern me with the Cobalt blue Shaman of Raktam, the Manticore.
A parrot squawks "More tea Mrs Nesbit?" (2023-06-23 11:37) You would brew our leaves and desecrate our healing herbs like this? Why thank you, I will have more.
Rachnar says �food” (2023-07-08 00:15) Oh my, she Speaks! Well then, I say, "Target!" Let's dance.
A parrot squawks "That Christina Rose be a cunnin' lass" (2023-07-16 16:47) Sounds like this parrot shrimpsterer got friendzoned, lol.
GeneGeneTheDancingMachine says “Nuh munnuh shuringingshur ing thi Shurrar Hum, ar thirar?” with a slight accent. (2023-09-02 00:22) Should I be insulted?
GeneGeneTheDancingMachine says “Hum ing ar barkareth 'ething lunorringger'? ” with a slight accent. (2023-09-02 00:23) At least he's one of the peaceful ones.
You have been invited to join the clan "Trip The Light Fantastic" by GeneGeneTheDancingMachine. If you accept, your clan will be changed immediately, or you could ignore the invitation and nothing will change. Accept invitation (2023-09-02 21:49) This may play hell with my natural killing inclinations, but who knows, we see.
Stuck in the ground is a makeshift sign written in a strange language. It reads “4 8 15 16 23 42”. Yes yes yes, we Get the 'LOST' reference, now knock it off, destroy all these signs wherever seen.
You hear Spook Marston let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2023-12-13 09:06) Oh nice, Shartak DOES Have TaLeNt!
The ghostly voice of Spook Marston says “Lunorr uh Cumunger ing thi duthinuhyun. "Baring ingorr".” with a slight accent. "Lunar?uh, oh yuck!, in the, Doof...?- uh" translation anyone? Don't think I'm baring any ingor, but whatever.
Santa says, "You've been somewhat good this year!" Santa has No idea, I was Supposed to be Bad this alt.
Santa says, "Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas! Here are some poison darts and some gold coins. Good hunting and if you can't hunt, go buy something from your trader instead!" Maybe I'll hunt elves.
Santa gives you 20 gold coins and 20 poison darts. Let's begin.
praeliator has mentioned you in their profile. (2023-12-25 17:49) Oh bothers, now what.
"Chromemagnum .. Chromey, attacking without provocation doesn't make anything even. In fact balance will be restored." We'll see, let me know when you regain your balance.
Aaron The Moor has mentioned you in their profile. (2023-12-27 02:58) And he says: "Chromemagnum Well played. Had I caught you sleeping I would have done much the same. Can't really fault you for your evilness, as I dabble in that area myself. It won't be so easy next time. I'll sleep with one eye open from now on. See you soon." Well played indeed, this villainy goes down like a stout malt, it got the job done.
The ghostly voice of Aaron The Moor says “You didn't run very far, Chrome. Unwise.” (2023-12-27 02:59) Unwisdom is my hallmark.
The ghostly voice of Aaron The Moor says “I feel like singing. Try this on for size...” (2023-12-27 03:00) It's got notes of Ice Fish, with influences by Cher, but it's still a bit pitchy, dog.
GeezerHendrix attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. You die. (2024-02-04 17:53) Ah, a new face, welcome to the madness.
Scaramouche collects the head of Chromemagnum. (2024-02-08 02:58) We shall have to do the fandango sometime.
The Elephant Puncher attacks you with a punch for 2 damage. (2024-03-12 00:46) What the, but youi're peaceful.
The Elephant Puncher says “Oops. I meant to punch the monkey. Couldn't tell you apart for a moment there.” (2024-03-12 00:47) I'm a 7 - 8 ft tall plant monster, talk to your optometrist.
A silverback bites you for 3 damage. (2024-03-12 11:35) Oh now You wanna start in?
You hear Spook Marston let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2024-03-31 10:13) Mr AfterTheFact trying for petty revengeances.
The ghostly voice of Spook Marston whispers “Bye Cuome-fag-nun.” with a slight accent. (2024-03-31 10:14) Good one, should we see if the feedback link works for ya?



Future!: Follow the roads to towns, root about for Heavy Swords, study vegan cannibalism, under the ground communing with the fungus protecting them from the vermin, field trip more cities, back in Wiksik to slaughter the abhorrent UnLivingDead,



IC/OOC: Pronounces name Shrow-Meemah-Nyum, Definitely alignment EVIL, though does still have manners and considerations, could never fully rpg a complete wipehole believably, I kill my killers or try to and fail numerous times but cannot seem to ever just give that the f up, you can cry about me but please don't lie about me.