L. Ron Hubbard

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Home: Derby
Been on the island since 2018-09-21
Died: 12 times (last time was 2019-06-28 20:40 at the hands of anaalipunktio, killed by a knife)
Level: 18
Class: Soldier (outsider)
Primary Clan: The Church of Scientology
Secondary Clan: The Society of Notable Somebodies
Underworld: https://underworld.shartak.com/?id=25910
Deadzone: http://shartak.aphlor.org/deadzone/view/25910

Description:

Leaky Bocks, my heavy sword broke with one swing! One swing! Friggin' cheater. Shithead. Stack the deck for your friends asshole!! You've killed your own game moron.

No McWeeby the pirate, I will not be yore boyfriend! I like babes. Margot Robbie for example. Also, I have standards! You big fat filthy animal!

McWeeby the pirate, I had you all wrong! You're obviously a manly man just like my own self! Welcome to my clan. Time to get clear. Time to own some fucktards!

You see Lafayette Ronald Hubbard! He's clear, and he's going to kill your ass!

Now as The Church of Scientology engulfs Shartak Island, or ரான ஹப்பார்ட் Island -- in Tamill -- which translates to L. Ron Hubbard Island -- I no longer have to trade on my charm & good looks to reach my goals. Which doesn't change the fact that I am a very sexy man. Now bow to your sensei! Bow to your sensei!

They carry 2 Heavy Swords, 27 safari jackets, a shargle beak neckless, and 48 ascots.

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Yes my natives brothers, the white man speaks with forked tongue! Join me! I am a blood brother to your people! But cannibals .... control yourselves.


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Achievements:(1 total)
Shargle Hunter - Bronze
Areas explored: 19 (0.5% of island)
HP Healed: 99
Trading Points: 1
Spirits Exorcised: 0 (not a shaman)
Wailing Damage: 256
Ritual Feasts: 0 (not a cannibal)
Mentioned in 0 profile

The following extended statistics are since 1st Jan 2011.

Alcohol Brewed: 0
Alcohol Drunk: 12
Heads Collected: 0
Fruit Juiced: 0
Successful Possessions: 3
Tracks Found: 0
Fires Started: 0
Fires Extinguished: 0
Items Buried: 0
Items Found: 171
Jungle Chopped: 2
Parrots Tamed: 0 (not a pirate)
Monkeys Tamed: 0 (not a pirate)
Signposts Built: 2
Signposts Smashed: 0
Treasures Found: 0 (added 2014-07-14)

NPC kills: 51; last kill: shargle
 Animals: 51
 Shamans: 0
 Traders: 0
Natives killed: 15; last kill: nightshade889
 Raktam: 5
 Dalpok: 1
 Wiksik: 4
 Rakmogak: 5
Outsiders killed: 15; last kill: Johnny Bollocks
 Derby: 4
 Durham: 3
 York: 3
 Shipwreck: 5
NPC kills (detailed):
NameKills
shargle49
guard dog2

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