Helena Handbasket

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Home: Derby
Been on the island since 2012-06-19
Died: 134 times (last time was 2024-03-20 05:26 at the hands of L. Ron Hubbard, killed by a harpoon)
Level: 38
Class: Explorer (outsider)
Primary Clan: Swamp People
Secondary Clans: Shartak Merchants' Association and Trip The Light Fantastic
Underworld: https://underworld.shartak.com/?id=23133
Deadzone: http://shartak.aphlor.org/deadzone/view/23133

Description:

This enterprising explorer travels all over the island trading bottled MONKEY FARTS for gold coins. How she collects them and what her customers do with them are questions better left unanswered. Apparently the process kills the monkeys. But if that's what you need, Helena is the woman to see. She'll trade with anyone, even those scary cannibal types, as long as they've got gold. All sales are final - no refunds or exchanges. SILVERBACK FARTS are also available. Quantities are limited. First come first served. Get 'em while they're still warm! Helena also sells PISTOLS when she has them in stock. For a few weeks Helena searched the swamps for those elusive HEAVY SWORDS. She found a few, along with some very unfriendly alligators. Her prices are high, given the risk to life and limb involved in getting them. But if you ask nicely she might be persuaded to part with one. Helena also has a few WOODEN CLUBS to sell - genuine handcarved cannibal clubs she personally collected from Rakmogak. Really nice.

Thanks to some hard work done during the spooky season, Helena now has a limited supply of ZOMBIFIED MONKEY FARTS available! And you thought the regular kind were strong. Undeath enhances the power!


They carry 1 silver skull cross.

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Achievements:(22 total)
11 years old Python Slayer Monkey Hunter - Gold
Areas explored: 3710 (102.3% of island)
HP Healed: 4743
Trading Points: 1497
Spirits Exorcised: 0 (not a shaman)
Wailing Damage: 292
Ritual Feasts: 0 (not a cannibal)
Mentioned in 0 profile

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NPC kills: 2825; last kill: monkey
 Animals: 2825
 Shamans: 0
 Traders: 0
Natives killed: 2; last kill: Lobster
 Raktam: 1
 Dalpok: 0
 Wiksik: 0
 Rakmogak: 1
Outsiders killed: 3; last kill: man thing
 Derby: 2
 Durham: 1
 York: 0
 Shipwreck: 0
NPC kills (detailed):
NameKills
monkey2131
zombified monkey324
silverback199
zombified bat111
zombified parrot14
alligator8
wild boar6
parrot5
tiger4
zombified werewolf3
zombified small deer2
large stag2
rat2
zombified wild boar2
bear2
werewolf2
guard dog1
python1
rhino1
bat1
zombified tiger1
zombified large stag1
rogue elephant1
goat1

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