Home: the shipwreck
Been on the island since 2008-06-29
Died: 134 times (last time was 2016-11-28 21:22)
Class: Pirate (outsider)
Primary Clan: The Bloody Legion of Black-Hearted Brigands
Secondary Clans: Botheringham FC Supporters' Club and Shivering Timbers
Yarr! I be hatin' those stinkin' cannibals worse than that dose o' the crotch-itch I be gettin' last time I be in port! Everyone else, I be takin' as I be findin' them. Haharr!!! What's that? Ye never be seein' a pirate with a pink-and-purple hat? Have ye never heard o' the greatest team in the whole damn league, Botharrringham FC?!
I also be the proud joint-winner o' the Dirtiest Joke Told at the 1st Annual Pirate High Command Christmas Party & Rumfest, wi' this little beauty...
Nigel the Pirate says "Yarr, I be havin' a joke that be fittin'..." (2009-01-08 10:03)
Nigel the Pirate says "So the Avatar o' the Kingdom o' Skulls be visitin' Durham on an ambassadorial visit. Anthor be wined and dined, and shown the wonders o' the outsider world." (2009-01-08 10:03)
Nigel the Pirate says "On the last day o' the visit, Governor Grey be sayin' "Avatar, as this be the end o' your visit, we be arranging some special entertainment."" (2009-01-08 10:03)
Nigel the Pirate says "Ye'll be playing a round o' Durham Roulette, the outsiders' traditional game o' bravery. We both be takin' this rifle, which be havin' one round in the chamber, and be firin' it at ourselves." (2009-01-08 10:03)
Nigel the Pirate says "Now Anthor be thinkin' this sounds like a stupid game, but he be wantin' to uphold the reputation o' the Kingdom o' Skulls fer fearless courage, and so he be agreein'." (2009-01-08 10:04)
Nigel the Pirate says "Grey and Anthor hold the rifles to their heads, and pull the triggers. CLICK be goin' the rifles, and both men be sighin' in relief. Anthor shakes Grey's hand, and the visit be over." (2009-01-08 10:04)
Nigel the Pirate says "Now a year later, Governor Grey be visitin' Wiksik. And he be bein' shown the rich tapestry o' life amongst the natives. At the end o' the visit, Anthor be sayin..." (2009-01-08 10:04)
Nigel the Pirate says ""...Governor Grey, it now be time fer you to take part in a ritual to be provin' YOUR bravery." Anthor be pointing to two devilishly attractive native women, kneelin' in front o' the throne." (2009-01-08 10:04)
Nigel the Pirate says "This be an honoured tradition in the Kingdom o' Skulls, akin to yer 'roullette.' Ye must be choosin' one o' these women to be givin' ye a blowjob. Will ye be takin' part?" (2009-01-08 10:04)
Nigel the Pirate says "Grey be likin' the sound o' this, but he be puzzled. "That be soundin' great, but where be the 'roulette' part? Where be the danger I be havin' to bravely face?" (2009-01-08 10:04)
Nigel the Pirate says "Anthor be grinning like a loon, and be sayin' "Well, one o' the girls do be from Rakmogak..."" (2009-01-08 10:04)
Nigel the Pirate booms with laughter. "Yarr, now that be a game I be likin' to play, if any wench be brave enough!" (2009-01-08 10:05)
They carry 1 monkey claw charm, 2 skulls, 2 tricorn hats, 1 falcon, 1 pair of gold hoop earrings, 3 cat-o-nine tails, 1 silver skull cross and 2 harpoons.
Areas explored: 2382 (65.7% of island)
HP Healed: 1516
Trading Points: 1027
Spirits Exorcised: 0 (not a shaman)
Wailing Damage: 1780
Ritual Feasts: 0 (not a cannibal)
Mentioned in 0 profile
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NPC kills: 239; last kill: turkey
Natives killed: 94; last kill: Scorponok
Outsiders killed: 56; last kill: FirstAmongstDaves
|NPC kills (detailed):|
|zombified large stag||1|
Basic language - Understand the smaller words of foreign languages
Advanced language - Better understanding of foreign languages
Expert language - Full comprehension of foreign languages
Foreign Writing - Not only can you understand foreign languages, you can also write it well enough to be understood
Foreign Speech - Not only can you understand foreign languages, you can also speak it well enough to be understood
Pirate speech - You can talk to pirates in their own unique dialect
Close quarter combat - Gain 10% to hit with melee attacks
Advanced close quarter combat - Gain 15% to hit with melee attacks
Balanced Stance - Sometimes turn a miss into a glancing blow.
Body building - Increases melee damage
Stamina - Increases max HP by 20
Lead Belly - You've drunk enough to be immune to the poisonous effect of most fungi.
Ghostly whisper - Allows spirits to communicate
Haunting scream - Attract other spirits and scare the living
Shocking shriek - Scare nearby living players
Banshee wail - Frighten living players further away
Possession - Be able to possess the bodies of the living
Forceful possession - Sometimes a stronger presence is needed to be able to possess the living
Haunting - Allows spirits to track down and haunt their last killer.
Exploration - Helps you remember some of the places you've been
Cartography - Stops you forgetting where you've visited
Trekking - Faster movement through the jungle
Swimming - Faster movement through water
Basic tracking - With some difficulty, you can track animals and people
Advanced tracking - You can track animals and people who were here recently
Expert tracking - You can track animals and people who were here several days ago.
Tracking mastery - Tracking animals and people is nearly effortless
Sixth sense - Sense presence of and hear spirits
Psychic recognition - Lets you recognise active spirits
Haggling - Be able to obtain slightly better prices from some traders
Digging - Can dig deep holes.
Faith - Belief in the spirits of the ancestors increase charm effects.
Native knowledge - Outsiders gain basic native knowledge
Triage - Be able to tell who is most injured
First aid - Heal 10 HP with a first aid kit
Plundering - Improve the odds of finding items in foreign camps
Animal Trainer - You can tame a parrot or monkey enough to keep you company as you roam the island.
Basic Pistol Training - Gain 15% on pistol attacks
This character has indicated they have peaceful intentions and would prefer not to be killed.
This character has been idle since 2016-11-28.
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