Home: Derby
Been on the island since 2018-09-21
Died: 57 times (last time was 2025-02-20 19:43, killed by a fully-grown giant squid)
Level: 29
Class: Soldier (outsider)
Primary Clan: The Church of Scientology
Secondary Clans: The Four Clans of the Apocalypse and Alestair Crowley and the Devil's Disciples
Underworld: https://underworld.shartak.com/?id=25910
Deadzone: http://shartak.aphlor.org/deadzone/view/25910
Description:
JACK YOU HAVE GUTS OUT THE YING YANG!
Since your last move:
Armless Tiger Man attacks you with a wooden club for 3 damage. (2024-02-24 18:30)
Jack Torrance says âœHubby! How are ya?†(2024-02-25 00:05)
Jack Torrance uses a first aid kit on you and restores 3 health. (2024-02-25 02:40)
An elephant attacks you for 4 damage. (2024-02-25 15:35)
Jack Torrance says “There's an elephant in here. Now would be a good time to wake up and move elsewhere. Like I'm about to do.†(2024-02-25 17:16)
An elephant attacks you for 4 damage. (2024-02-25 22:35)
Jack Torrance says “You're still here? Well... I'll try to chase the elephant away. No promises.†(2024-02-26 00:24)
Jack Torrance says “SHOO! SHOO! BEGONE!!!†(2024-02-26 00:25)
Jack Torrance uses a first aid kit on you and restores 8 health. (2024-02-26 00:25)
An elephant tramples you for 4 damage. (2024-02-26 01:35)
An elephant tramples you for 4 damage. (2024-02-26 05:35)
An elephant tramples you for 4 damage. (2024-02-26 06:35)
An elephant tramples you for 4 damage. (2024-02-26 11:35)
An elephant tramples you for 4 damage. (2024-02-26 18:35)
An elephant attacks you for 4 damage. (2024-02-26 21:35)
An elephant tramples you for 4 damage. (2024-02-26 22:35)
Jack Torrance kills the elephant with an axe. (2024-02-26 23:16)
Jack Torrance uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health. (2024-02-26 23:16)
Jack Torrance uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health. (2024-02-26 23:16)
Jack Torrance uses a first aid kit on you and restores 8 health. (2024-02-26 23:16)
MLC, you are a nature's nobleman! Now time to go own some fucktards!
Tik Tok says “Tax evader! Scientology is not a religion. Scintology is a pyramid scheme.†(2024-01-03 22:40)
Tik Tok chooses a sharpened machete and prepares to do battle with the fat one. (2024-01-03 22:41)
Fat?!!! Bitch, I'm big boned!~
Listen you Leah Remini in an Ironman suit, I'm not Fat! My clothier refers to me as 'a gentleman of size'! I'm powerfully built. Women find that sexy.
G, one day your SP butt is getting a Teegeeack beat-down! Hubbard style! Join my clan & gift me with some ascots & pith helmets and you may live. Maybe. Probably not.
Jack Torrance, Xenu says hey back. The tennis balls. He's a little obsessed with the tennis balls.
Hey Dick Deadeye and Mamma -- you're both dead. You need to work on your people skills!
(8/28/23)You whisper to GeneGeneTheDancingMachine, "Homeslice, I could out dance you on my WORST day."
L. Ron Hubbard begins to get down. GeneGeneTheDancingMachine begins to cry at the indescribable beauty of it. Gene cries, "OMG! My whole life has been a lie!"
Mr. Eatsalot is an SP!!
Kukulcanipsaxoatl Snake God, Hail the snake god! Hail the snake god!
No McWeeby the pirate, I will not be yore boyfriend! I like babes. Margot Robbie for example. Also, I have standards! You big fat filthy animal!
McWeeby the pirate, I had you all wrong! You're obviously a manly man just like my own self! Welcome to my clan. Time to get clear. Time to own some fucktards!
You see Lafayette Ronald Hubbard! He's clear, and he's going to kill your ass!
Now as The Church of Scientology engulfs Shartak Island, or ரான௠ஹபà¯à®ªà®¾à®°à¯à®Ÿà¯ Island -- in Tamill -- which translates to L. Ron Hubbard Island -- I no longer have to trade on my charm & good looks to reach my goals. Which doesn't change the fact that I am a very sexy man. Now bow to your sensei! Bow to your sensei!
They carry 2 Heavy Swords, 27 safari jackets, a shargle beak neckless, and 48 ascots.
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Yes my natives brothers, the white man speaks with forked tongue! Join me! I am a blood brother to your people! But cannibals .... control yourselves.
Since your last move:
Armless Tiger Man attacks you with a wooden club for 3 damage. (2024-02-24 18:30)
Jack Torrance says âœHubby! How are ya?†(2024-02-25 00:05)
Jack Torrance uses a first aid kit on you and restores 3 health. (2024-02-25 02:40)
An elephant attacks you for 4 damage. (2024-02-25 15:35)
Jack Torrance says “There's an elephant in here. Now would be a good time to wake up and move elsewhere. Like I'm about to do.†(2024-02-25 17:16)
An elephant attacks you for 4 damage. (2024-02-25 22:35)
Jack Torrance says “You're still here? Well... I'll try to chase the elephant away. No promises.†(2024-02-26 00:24)
Jack Torrance says “SHOO! SHOO! BEGONE!!!†(2024-02-26 00:25)
Jack Torrance uses a first aid kit on you and restores 8 health. (2024-02-26 00:25)
An elephant tramples you for 4 damage. (2024-02-26 01:35)
An elephant tramples you for 4 damage. (2024-02-26 05:35)
An elephant tramples you for 4 damage. (2024-02-26 06:35)
An elephant tramples you for 4 damage. (2024-02-26 11:35)
An elephant tramples you for 4 damage. (2024-02-26 18:35)
An elephant attacks you for 4 damage. (2024-02-26 21:35)
An elephant tramples you for 4 damage. (2024-02-26 22:35)
Jack Torrance kills the elephant with an axe. (2024-02-26 23:16)
Jack Torrance uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health. (2024-02-26 23:16)
Jack Torrance uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health. (2024-02-26 23:16)
Jack Torrance uses a first aid kit on you and restores 8 health. (2024-02-26 23:16)
MLC, you are a nature's nobleman! Now time to go own some fucktards!
Tik Tok says “Tax evader! Scientology is not a religion. Scintology is a pyramid scheme.†(2024-01-03 22:40)
Tik Tok chooses a sharpened machete and prepares to do battle with the fat one. (2024-01-03 22:41)
Fat?!!! Bitch, I'm big boned!~
Listen you Leah Remini in an Ironman suit, I'm not Fat! My clothier refers to me as 'a gentleman of size'! I'm powerfully built. Women find that sexy.
G, one day your SP butt is getting a Teegeeack beat-down! Hubbard style! Join my clan & gift me with some ascots & pith helmets and you may live. Maybe. Probably not.
Jack Torrance, Xenu says hey back. The tennis balls. He's a little obsessed with the tennis balls.
Hey Dick Deadeye and Mamma -- you're both dead. You need to work on your people skills!
(8/28/23)You whisper to GeneGeneTheDancingMachine, "Homeslice, I could out dance you on my WORST day."
L. Ron Hubbard begins to get down. GeneGeneTheDancingMachine begins to cry at the indescribable beauty of it. Gene cries, "OMG! My whole life has been a lie!"
Mr. Eatsalot is an SP!!
Kukulcanipsaxoatl Snake God, Hail the snake god! Hail the snake god!
No McWeeby the pirate, I will not be yore boyfriend! I like babes. Margot Robbie for example. Also, I have standards! You big fat filthy animal!
McWeeby the pirate, I had you all wrong! You're obviously a manly man just like my own self! Welcome to my clan. Time to get clear. Time to own some fucktards!
You see Lafayette Ronald Hubbard! He's clear, and he's going to kill your ass!
Now as The Church of Scientology engulfs Shartak Island, or ரான௠ஹபà¯à®ªà®¾à®°à¯à®Ÿà¯ Island -- in Tamill -- which translates to L. Ron Hubbard Island -- I no longer have to trade on my charm & good looks to reach my goals. Which doesn't change the fact that I am a very sexy man. Now bow to your sensei! Bow to your sensei!
They carry 2 Heavy Swords, 27 safari jackets, a shargle beak neckless, and 48 ascots.
Yes my natives brothers, the white man speaks with forked tongue! Join me! I am a blood brother to your people! But cannibals .... control yourselves.
They carry 1 harpoon and 1 pocket watch.
Achievements:(8 total)
Areas explored: 90 (2.5% of island) HP Healed: 958 Trading Points: 57 Spirits Exorcised: 0 (not a shaman) Wailing Damage: 1049 Ritual Feasts: 0 (not a cannibal) Mentioned in 0 profile This user does not have extended statistics enabled. NPC kills: 87; last kill: Steward Animals: 84 Shamans: 3 Traders: 0 Natives killed: 25; last kill: Chromemagnum Raktam: 6 Dalpok: 1 Wiksik: 5 Rakmogak: 13 Outsiders killed: 43; last kill: Helena Handbasket Derby: 23 Durham: 10 York: 3 Shipwreck: 7 |
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Skills:
Close quarter combat
- Gain 10% to hit with melee attacksAdvanced close quarter combat
- Gain 15% to hit with melee attacksBalanced Stance
- Sometimes turn a miss into a glancing blow.
Body building
- Increases melee damageStamina
- Increases max HP by 20
Ghostly whisper
- Allows spirits to communicateHaunting scream
- Attract other spirits and scare the livingShocking shriek
- Scare nearby living playersBanshee wail
- Frighten living players further away
Possession
- Be able to possess the bodies of the livingForceful possession
- Sometimes a stronger presence is needed to be able to possess the living
Haunting
- Allows spirits to track down and haunt their last killer.
Exploration
- Helps you remember some of the places you've beenTrekking
- Faster movement through the jungle
Swimming
- Faster movement through water
Survival - Firecraft
- Knowledge of how to create, control and use fires
Basic tracking
- With some difficulty, you can track animals and peopleAdvanced tracking
- You can track animals and people who were here recentlyExpert tracking
- You can track animals and people who were here several days ago.Tracking mastery
- Tracking animals and people is nearly effortless
Clan leadership
- Allows you to start your own clan or help lead one
Sixth sense
- Sense presence of and hear spiritsPsychic recognition
- Lets you recognise active spirits
Faith
- Belief in the spirits of the ancestors increase charm effects.
Native knowledge
- Outsiders gain basic native knowledge
Triage
- Be able to tell who is most injuredFirst aid
- Heal 10 HP with a first aid kit
Firearms training
- Gain 20% on firearms attacksAdvanced firearms training
- Gain another 20% on firearms attacks
This character has been idle since 2025-02-25.