L. Ron Hubbard

Home: Derby
Been on the island since 2018-09-21
Died: 21 times (last time was 2019-12-02 09:42 at the hands of anaalipunktio, killed by a machete)
Level: 20
Class: Soldier (outsider)
Primary Clan: The Church of Scientology
Secondary Clans: The Derby Alligator Protection Society and The Plague
Underworld: https://underworld.shartak.com/?id=25910
Deadzone: http://shartak.aphlor.org/deadzone/view/25910

Description:

Mr. Eatsalot is a homosexual!

Kukulcanipsaxoatl Snake God, Hail the snake god! Hail the snake god!

No McWeeby the pirate, I will not be yore boyfriend! I like babes. Margot Robbie for example. Also, I have standards! You big fat filthy animal!

McWeeby the pirate, I had you all wrong! You're obviously a manly man just like my own self! Welcome to my clan. Time to get clear. Time to own some fucktards!

You see Lafayette Ronald Hubbard! He's clear, and he's going to kill your ass!

Now as The Church of Scientology engulfs Shartak Island, or ரான� ஹப்பார்ட் Island -- in Tamill -- which translates to L. Ron Hubbard Island -- I no longer have to trade on my charm & good looks to reach my goals. Which doesn't change the fact that I am a very sexy man. Now bow to your sensei! Bow to your sensei!

They carry 2 Heavy Swords, 27 safari jackets, a shargle beak neckless, and 48 ascots.



Yes my natives brothers, the white man speaks with forked tongue! Join me! I am a blood brother to your people! But cannibals .... control yourselves.

Achievements:(2 total) Areas explored: 18 (0.5% of island) HP Healed: 139 Trading Points: 1 Spirits Exorcised: 0 (not a shaman) Wailing Damage: 285 Ritual Feasts: 0 (not a cannibal) Mentioned in 0 profile The following extended statistics are since 1st Jan 2011. Alcohol Brewed: 0 Alcohol Drunk: 12 Heads Collected: 0 Fruit Juiced: 0 Successful Possessions: 5 Tracks Found: 0 Fires Started: 0 Fires Extinguished: 0 Items Buried: 0 Items Found: 177 Jungle Chopped: 2 Parrots Tamed: 0 (not a pirate) Monkeys Tamed: 0 (not a pirate) Signposts Built: 2 Signposts Smashed: 0 Treasures Found: 0 (added 2014-07-14) NPC kills: 51; last kill: shargle  Animals: 51  Shamans: 0  Traders: 0 Natives killed: 15; last kill: nightshade889  Raktam: 5  Dalpok: 1  Wiksik: 4  Rakmogak: 5 Outsiders killed: 28; last kill: Skull Knight  Derby: 14  Durham: 5  York: 3  Shipwreck: 6

NPC kills (detailed): Name Kills shargle 49 guard dog 2

• Close quarter combat

  - Gain 10% to hit with melee attacks

  • Advanced close quarter combat

    - Gain 15% to hit with melee attacks

    • Balanced Stance

      - Sometimes turn a miss into a glancing blow.

• Body building

  - Increases melee damage

  • Stamina

    - Increases max HP by 20

• Ghostly whisper

  - Allows spirits to communicate

  • Haunting scream

    - Attract other spirits and scare the living

    • Shocking shriek

      - Scare nearby living players

      • Banshee wail

        - Frighten living players further away

      • Possession

        - Be able to possess the bodies of the living

      • Haunting

        - Allows spirits to track down and haunt their last killer.

• Exploration

  - Helps you remember some of the places you've been

  • Trekking

    - Faster movement through the jungle

  • Swimming

    - Faster movement through water

• Clan leadership

  - Allows you to start your own clan or help lead one

• Sixth sense

  - Sense presence of and hear spirits

• Triage

  - Be able to tell who is most injured

  • First aid

    - Heal 10 HP with a first aid kit

• Firearms training

  - Gain 20% on firearms attacks

  • Advanced firearms training

    - Gain another 20% on firearms attacks

This character has indicated they have peaceful intentions and would prefer not to be killed.

This character has been idle since 2019-11-28.