Dick Deadeye

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Home: the shipwreck
Been on the island since 2013-07-09
Died: 261 times (last time was 2023-09-05 06:39 at the hands of anaalipunktio, killed by a knife)
Level: 33
Class: Pirate (outsider)
Primary Clan: Shartak Deforestation Movement
Underworld: https://underworld.shartak.com/?id=23856
Deadzone: http://shartak.aphlor.org/deadzone/view/23856


DEADEYE: I say - it's a beast of a name, ain't it - Dick Deadeye?
BOATSWAIN: It's not a nice name.
DEADEYE: I'm ugly too, ain't I?
BOATSWAIN: You are certainly plain.
DEADEYE: And I'm three-cornered too, ain't I?
BOATSWAIN: You are rather triangular.
DEADEYE: Ha! Ha! That's it. I'm ugly, and they hate me for it. For you all hate me, don't you?
BOATSWAIN: Well, Dick, we wouldn't go for to hurt any fellow creature's feelings, but you can't expect a chap with such a name as Dick Deadeye to be a popular character - now can you?
BOATSWAIN: It's asking too much, ain't it?
DEADEYE: It is. From such a face and form as mine the noblest sentiments sound like the black utterances of a depraved imagination. It is human nature. I am resigned.

Richard lost his right eye in a bizarre gardening accident and replaced it with a cheap prosthetic sold to him by a native trader. He could have gone the traditional pirate route and worn an eyepatch, but Dick thinks it looks great and nobody can tell it's fake. Mock his weird eye at your peril. He might kill you just for mentioning it. And don't stare. That's just plain rude. Even dirty pirates have feelings. Just because we're killing each other here doesn't mean we can't be polite. Think before you speak.

They carry 1 silver skull cross.

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Achievements:(13 total)
10 years old Python Slayer Novice Healer
Areas explored: 2379 (65.6% of island)
HP Healed: 1363
Trading Points: 521
Spirits Exorcised: 0 (not a shaman)
Wailing Damage: 2034
Ritual Feasts: 0 (not a cannibal)
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NPC kills: 95; last kill: elephant
 Animals: 95
 Shamans: 0
 Traders: 0
Natives killed: 153; last kill: andu
 Raktam: 48
 Dalpok: 33
 Wiksik: 53
 Rakmogak: 19
Outsiders killed: 158; last kill: Scotty Damnation
 Derby: 43
 Durham: 35
 York: 66
 Shipwreck: 14
NPC kills (detailed):
large stag8
Easter Bunny7
wild boar5
giant spider5
Captain Briggs4
chief elf3
large deer3
zombified parrot1
zombified tiger1
zombified large stag1
hungry python1
zombified bear1

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