Dick Deadeye

Avatar for Dick Deadeye

Home: the shipwreck
Been on the island since 2013-07-09
Died: 277 times (last time was 2024-05-05 11:05, killed by a tiger)
Level: 36
Class: Pirate (outsider)
Primary Clan: Shartak Deforestation Movement
Secondary Clans: Pirates of R'lyeh and The Bloody Legion of Black-Hearted Brigands
Underworld: https://underworld.shartak.com/?id=23856
Deadzone: http://shartak.aphlor.org/deadzone/view/23856

Description:

DEADEYE: I say - it's a beast of a name, ain't it - Dick Deadeye?
BOATSWAIN: It's not a nice name.
DEADEYE: I'm ugly too, ain't I?
BOATSWAIN: You are certainly plain.
DEADEYE: And I'm three-cornered too, ain't I?
BOATSWAIN: You are rather triangular.
DEADEYE: Ha! Ha! That's it. I'm ugly, and they hate me for it. For you all hate me, don't you?
BOATSWAIN: Well, Dick, we wouldn't go for to hurt any fellow creature's feelings, but you can't expect a chap with such a name as Dick Deadeye to be a popular character - now can you?
DEADEYE: No.
BOATSWAIN: It's asking too much, ain't it?
DEADEYE: It is. From such a face and form as mine the noblest sentiments sound like the black utterances of a depraved imagination. It is human nature. I am resigned.

Richard lost his right eye in a bizarre gardening accident and replaced it with a cheap prosthetic sold to him by a native trader. He could have gone the traditional pirate route and worn an eyepatch, but Dick thinks it looks great and nobody can tell it's fake. Mock his weird eye at your peril. He might kill you just for mentioning it. And don't stare. That's just plain rude. Even dirty pirates have feelings. And pirates are known to carry grudges for years, even decades. They never forget. Or forgive. And they will track you to the ends of the world if needs be. Remember that before you attack one. Know what you're getting yourself into. The cycle of violence, once set in motion, is difficult to break. And those bad men from the wooden ships are the worst of the lot. A word to the wise.

Not to be confused with that other fellow named Deadeye. Not the same person. He's the one with the impressive moustache and the tan. I'm the pale pirate with the bad attitude. This island is big enough for two of us, I suppose. Not saying I won't run him through with my cutlass next time we meet. Not saying I will. We'll just see.


They carry 1 silver skull cross.

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Achievements:(17 total)
10 years old Python Slayer Novice Healer
Areas explored: 2533 (69.8% of island)
HP Healed: 1465
Trading Points: 678
Spirits Exorcised: 0 (not a shaman)
Wailing Damage: 2346
Ritual Feasts: 0 (not a cannibal)
Mentioned in 0 profile

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NPC kills: 373; last kill: alligator
 Animals: 373
 Shamans: 0
 Traders: 0
Natives killed: 158; last kill: Tempest Fennac
 Raktam: 49
 Dalpok: 36
 Wiksik: 53
 Rakmogak: 20
Outsiders killed: 159; last kill: Too Much Johnson
 Derby: 43
 Durham: 36
 York: 66
 Shipwreck: 14
NPC kills (detailed):
NameKills
zombified songbird88
zombified bat88
large stag16
large deer16
monkey16
wild boar14
zombified large stag13
elephant13
bat12
elf10
tiger9
small deer8
Easter Bunny7
shargle7
silverback6
parrot6
giant spider5
zombified monkey5
chief elf4
alligator4
Captain Briggs4
zombified parrot3
Santa3
turtle2
zombified tiger2
rat2
rhino2
bear2
hungry python1
zombified bear1
zombified large deer1
zombified wild boar1
zombified elephant1
goat1

Skills:

This character has indicated they have peaceful intentions and would prefer not to be killed.

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