Home: Derby
Been on the island since 2016-02-09
Died: 8 times (last time was 2017-01-21 00:47, killed by a shark attack)
Level: 19
Class: Soldier (outsider)
Primary Clan: Swamp People


Milkchew, attack Hurricane Irene's swamp all you want. But leave the east swamp alone or I'll keep hunting. I have a ghost on you.

Yeah. That the way I'm playing it. But we can do it either way, that's okay.

Swamp Thing, abomination called me some snot. I kill him over & over but he just keeps coming.

You see the indestructible Man-Thing, which DC comics ripped off months later as swamp thing.


The swamp is MY world.
I was once a meat-sack like all you idiots.

I know the canards humans do.

Do whatever you want fragile meat boys. Kill each other or whatever. I don't care.

That said, pimpin' ain't easy but it's necessary.
I'm chasing BITCHES like Tom's chasing Jerry.

They carry 1 monkey claw charm, 1 silver skull cross, and a bucket of melted cheese I stir with a hair-brush.
Because if you're like me, everything taste a little bit better with cheese on it.

Real name: Theodore "Ted" Sallis

I went inside a hut in Derby.

You are inside a rather dishevelled looking hut.

Carved on the wall is some writing. It reads "fluffhead's wackoff shack. Please do not touch the various lotions."

That's crazy!!!

They carry 2 pocket watches and 1 skull staff.

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Achievements:(5 total)
5 years old
Areas explored: 60 (1.7% of island)
HP Healed: 749
Trading Points: 1
Spirits Exorcised: 0 (not a shaman)
Wailing Damage: 0
Ritual Feasts: 0 (not a cannibal)
Mentioned in 1 profile

The following extended statistics are since 1st Jan 2011.

Alcohol Brewed: 0
Alcohol Drunk: 8
Heads Collected: 0
Fruit Juiced: 0
Successful Possessions: 0
Tracks Found: 0
Fires Started: 0
Fires Extinguished: 0
Items Buried: 0
Items Found: 318
Jungle Chopped: 0
Parrots Tamed: 0 (not a pirate)
Monkeys Tamed: 0 (not a pirate)
Signposts Built: 4
Signposts Smashed: 0
Treasures Found: 0 (added 2014-07-14)

NPC kills: 58; last kill: guard dog
 Animals: 58
 Shamans: 0
 Traders: 0
Natives killed: 21; last kill: Milkchew
 Raktam: 0
 Dalpok: 0
 Wiksik: 0
 Rakmogak: 21
Outsiders killed: 4; last kill: Dalek
 Derby: 0
 Durham: 0
 York: 0
 Shipwreck: 4
NPC kills (detailed):
guard dog24
giant spider1
small deer1
wild boar1
large deer1


This character has been idle since 2017-01-17.

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