Gristle

Gristle

Home: the shipwreck
Been on the island since 2012-02-21
Died: 52 times (last time was 2025-04-19 22:35 at the hands of anaalipunktio, killed by a Easter Bunny)
Level: 42
Class: Pirate (outsider)
Primary Clan: Responsible drinkers
Secondary Clan: Shartak Deforestation Movement
Underworld: https://underworld.shartak.com/?id=22874
Deadzone: http://shartak.aphlor.org/deadzone/view/22874

Description:

Arrrrr here be Gristle the Flea-Bitten. An accomplished Stag rider and Tiger spanker, possessor of eleven fingers and seven toes, all tied up on a nice piece of cord around his neck (he traded a whale penis to some nice Rakmogaki fellow for it)

Lucky for you, he likes the cut of your jib. Will not harm peaceful outsiders or neutral natives. Unless its really funny and/or he's deep in his cups.

If you have attacked him before or are likely to do so based on your past crimes (pirate killer, saboteur, etc) well then, all bets are off. God help you.

Anaalipunktio, you are a formidable foe. But still, you smell of prick sweat and vomit, and you bleed like a pig.

You let out a banshee wail causing critical amounts of damage, and one person dies of fright. Chromemagnum turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead.

Since your last move:
Gristle starts acting very strangely. (2022-10-16 23:13) You feel an unknown force take control of your body. You say My name is Gristle, I'm into dudes! My name is Gristle, I'm into dudes! (2022-10-16 23:13) The ghostly voice of Ford Maddox Ford whispers Thats weird. Quit killing my boyfriends. Its hard enough to find a warm place to stick my corn cob. (2022-10-16 23:14)

I hear you brother. Jesus says: Judge not lest ye pack fudge. At least, Im pretty sure thats in the bible. I cannet read.


They carry 1 tiger tooth amulet, 1 pocket watch, 1 tricorn hat, 1 silver skull cross and 1 parrot feather charm.
They have a parrot sat on their shoulder.

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Achievements:(29 total)
Exploration Python Slayer April Fools 2012 Tiger Hunter - Silver 13 years old
Areas explored: 5164 (142.3% of island)
HP Healed: 957
Trading Points: 4374
Spirits Exorcised: 0 (not a shaman)
Wailing Damage: 116
Ritual Feasts: 0 (not a cannibal)
Mentioned in 0 profile

The following extended statistics are since 1st Jan 2011.

Alcohol Brewed: 147
Alcohol Drunk: 196
Heads Collected: 0
Fruit Juiced: 1377
Successful Possessions: 8
Tracks Found: 905
Fires Started: 9
Fires Extinguished: 3
Items Buried: 163
Items Found: 6173
Jungle Chopped: 3341
Parrots Tamed: 28
Monkeys Tamed: 13
Signposts Built: 7
Signposts Smashed: 10
Treasures Found: 71 (added 2014-07-14)

NPC kills: 926; last kill: ferocious tiger
 Animals: 926
 Shamans: 0
 Traders: 0
Natives killed: 21; last kill: anaalipunktio
 Raktam: 1
 Dalpok: 3
 Wiksik: 5
 Rakmogak: 12
Outsiders killed: 9; last kill: Broomhead
 Derby: 4
 Durham: 4
 York: 0
 Shipwreck: 1
NPC kills (detailed):
NameKills
tiger164
monkey134
large stag129
wild boar106
small deer74
parrot69
large deer67
bat42
shargle18
zombified werewolf15
alligator14
zombified bat12
turtle7
zombified tiger7
elephant7
silverback6
zombified parrot6
rhino5
bear5
ferocious tiger4
zombified large stag4
rat4
zombified monkey3
zombified elephant3
goat3
zombified wild boar3
zombified small deer2
zombified turtle2
Easter Bunny1
zombified silverback1
zombified shargle1
giant spider1
zombified bear1
ferocious shargle1
werewolf1
songbird1
aggressive wild boar1
python1
zombified large deer1

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