Mr Biffo

Mr Biffo

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Home: Derby
Been on the island since 2007-01-13
Died: 40 times (last time was 2009-01-24 18:49 at the hands of Long Pig Farmer, killed by a machete)
Level: 34
Class: Soldier (outsider)
Primary Clan: None chosen
Underworld: http://underworld.shartak.com/?id=7816
Deadzone: http://shartak.aphlor.org/deadzone/view/7816

Description:

A man with a long chin, wearing a pink beret. As you stare deep into his eyes, you seem to be able to make out a tiny screen, glowing in the distance. It is covered with green writing:
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Listen, I'm a hugely unreasonable man. Elephants understand irony, but, unfortunately, other denizens of the island do not. To this end, I shall henceforward pledge my time upon this island to consolidating British imperial rule through the twin bastions of englishness - irony and tea.
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In order to effect this, and to demonstrate my dedication to the cause, I undertake, hereafter, to speak solely and exclusively in the manner and style of one born within the sound of the Bow Bells. Or, if that becomes too tedious and unamusing, to at least affect the boorishness and hard-headed beligerence concealed behind a thin veneer of insincere politeness that MADE THE ENGLISH GREAT.


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Achievements:(19 total)
Old One Novice Healer Tiger Hunter - Bronze Elephant Hunter - Bronze Large deer Hunter - Bronze
Areas explored: 1063 (29.3% of island)
HP Healed: 1659
Trading Points: 0
Spirits Exorcised: 0 (not a shaman)
Wailing Damage: 108
Ritual Feasts: 0 (not a cannibal)
Mentioned in 0 profile

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NPC kills: 324; last kill: elephant
 Animals: 324
 Shamans: 0
 Traders: 0
Natives killed: 5; last kill: The Munch
 Raktam: 3
 Dalpok: 0
 Wiksik: 1
 Rakmogak: 1
Outsiders killed: 1; last kill: manapua
 Derby: 0
 Durham: 0
 York: 0
 Shipwreck: 1
NPC kills (detailed):
NameKills
elephant87
wild boar50
monkey40
tiger35
large deer28
large stag28
small deer26
parrot21
zombified elephant5
turtle2
ferocious tiger1
bat1

Skills:

This character has been idle since 2009-04-17.

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