Been on the island since 2007-01-13
Died: 40 times (last time was 2009-01-24 18:49 at the hands of Long Pig Farmer, killed by a machete)
Class: Soldier (outsider)
Primary Clan: None chosen
A man with a long chin, wearing a pink beret. As you stare deep into his eyes, you seem to be able to make out a tiny screen, glowing in the distance. It is covered with green writing:
Listen, I'm a hugely unreasonable man. Elephants understand irony, but, unfortunately, other denizens of the island do not. To this end, I shall henceforward pledge my time upon this island to consolidating British imperial rule through the twin bastions of englishness - irony and tea.
In order to effect this, and to demonstrate my dedication to the cause, I undertake, hereafter, to speak solely and exclusively in the manner and style of one born within the sound of the Bow Bells. Or, if that becomes too tedious and unamusing, to at least affect the boorishness and hard-headed beligerence concealed behind a thin veneer of insincere politeness that MADE THE ENGLISH GREAT.
Areas explored: 1063 (29.3% of island)
HP Healed: 1659
Trading Points: 0
Spirits Exorcised: 0 (not a shaman)
Wailing Damage: 108
Ritual Feasts: 0 (not a cannibal)
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NPC kills: 324; last kill: elephant
Natives killed: 5; last kill: The Munch
Outsiders killed: 1; last kill: manapua
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Basic language - Understand the smaller words of foreign languages
Advanced language - Better understanding of foreign languages
Expert language - Full comprehension of foreign languages
Foreign Writing - Not only can you understand foreign languages, you can also write it well enough to be understood
Foreign Speech - Not only can you understand foreign languages, you can also speak it well enough to be understood
Close quarter combat - Gain 10% to hit with melee attacks
Advanced close quarter combat - Gain 15% to hit with melee attacks
Balanced Stance - Sometimes turn a miss into a glancing blow.
Body building - Increases melee damage
Stamina - Increases max HP by 20
Ghostly whisper - Allows spirits to communicate
Haunting scream - Attract other spirits and scare the living
Shocking shriek - Scare nearby living players
Banshee wail - Frighten living players further away
Possession - Be able to possess the bodies of the living
Forceful possession - Sometimes a stronger presence is needed to be able to possess the living
Exploration - Helps you remember some of the places you've been
Cartography - Stops you forgetting where you've visited
Trekking - Faster movement through the jungle
Swimming - Faster movement through water
Basic tracking - With some difficulty, you can track animals and people
Advanced tracking - You can track animals and people who were here recently
Expert tracking - You can track animals and people who were here several days ago.
Tracking mastery - Tracking animals and people is nearly effortless
Clan leadership - Allows you to start your own clan or help lead one
Sixth sense - Sense presence of and hear spirits
Psychic recognition - Lets you recognise active spirits
Haggling - Be able to obtain slightly better prices from some traders
Digging - Can dig deep holes.
Native knowledge - Outsiders gain basic native knowledge
Triage - Be able to tell who is most injured
First aid - Heal 10 HP with a first aid kit
Firearms training - Gain 20% on firearms attacks
Advanced firearms training - Gain another 20% on firearms attacks
This character has been idle since 2009-04-17.
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