alien pirate demon

alien pirate demon

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Home: the shipwreck
Been on the island since 2006-09-14
Died: 38 times (last time was 2008-11-04 00:09 at the hands of Voracious Carnivore, killed by a machete)
Level: 15
Class: Pirate (outsider)
Primary Clan: Shartak Juice Inc.


========== SHARTAK JUICEā¢ inc. ==========
--------------- (Dalpok Branch) ----------------

Grand Opening
As soon as I'll have learnt your language.

_________________ SIGNS __________________
My shop is [OPEN]
Current campaign: BUY TEN GET ONE FREE

__________ IN STOCK AT PRESENT ___________
0 bottles of Premium Quality Banana Juiceā„¢ with a slight cinnamon note. 3 bottles @ 2 gold coins
0 bottles of Mighty Mango Juiceā„¢ with the extra bit of pulp. 3 bottles @ 2 gold coins
42 bottles of Sweet Berry Juiceā„¢ with rich, dark-red texture (+8 HP!). 1 bottle @ 1 gold coin
0 bottles of Fatal Berry Juiceā„¢. Do not consume unsupervised (-8HP!). 1 bottle @ 1 gold coin

_____________ HOW TO ORDER ______________
DON'T order any item if there's not enough of it in stock.
DON'T order any item if you haven't got enough inventory space available.
To order, simply pay me in gold coins.
If there are different kinds of juice available, specify your wish. If you don't, you'll get what I choose.

__________________ FAQ ___________________
Q: When will I get my juice?
A: Just wait until I wake up; can't be long.

Q: What if too many people order the same thing?
A: Orders are queued. If you placed an order and I have no more juice in stock when I get to your order, your money will be fully refunded!

Q: Do I have to sit and wait for my juice?
A: Yes, I'm afraid this is the case. Your money will not be refunded if you move away from the square I'm in.

Q: What if I die while waiting for my juice?
A: I'll try my best to keep track of the transfer you made and will refund you or deliver your items as soon as we meet again. Should we not meet again, consider your money a donation to the fruit juice industry.

Q: What if you die after I gave you my money?
A: See above. I try to avoid dying, but I'm sure you all know how dangerous it can be on this island.

Q: What's SAPPY HOURā„¢?
A: Once I have only 20 bottles left, it's SAPPY HOURā„¢. You can pay for your juice in empty bottles (while 2 bottles count as 1 gold coin):
Example: 1 Sweet Berry Juiceā„¢ @ 2 empty bottles (depending on availability)

Grouchy yet peaceful demon from outer space.
You can clearly see he's also a pirate as he wears one of those nifty eye patches.
There's a pricetag at it's strap reading "Dr Wood's costume outlet - everything from A-lien to Z-ombie"

They carry 1 parrot feather charm, 1 monkey claw charm, 1 rabbit foot charm, 1 skull, 1 wild boar tusk necklace, 3 silver skull crosses and 5 tiger tooth amulets.

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Achievements:(13 total)
Old One 12 years old
Areas explored: 163 (4.5% of island)
HP Healed: 41
Trading Points: 195
Spirits Exorcised: 0 (not a shaman)
Wailing Damage: 0
Ritual Feasts: 0 (not a cannibal)
Mentioned in 0 profile

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NPC kills: 88; last kill: zombified elephant
 Animals: 88
 Shamans: 0
 Traders: 0
Natives killed: 0
 Raktam: 0
 Dalpok: 0
 Wiksik: 0
 Rakmogak: 0
Outsiders killed: 0
 Derby: 0
 Durham: 0
 York: 0
 Shipwreck: 0
NPC kills (detailed):
large stag11
small deer10
wild boar9
large deer9
zombified elephant1


This character has been idle since 2008-11-01.

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