Barn Cat

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Home: the shipwreck
Been on the island since 2024-11-13
Died: 70 times (last time was 2025-07-28 15:43 at the hands of Khadijah, killed by a machete)
Level: 28
Class: Pirate (outsider)
Primary Clan: Shartak Deforestation Movement
Underworld: https://underworld.shartak.com/?id=27247
Deadzone: http://shartak.aphlor.org/deadzone/view/27247

Description:

You see everything special. Travelling Trader, no, really. I retired, BoTh Times, Too early. Trying to keep it to the Haitied side. My Alt's got the Dominican. Now hurry up and Friendo me already: https://www.facebook.com/RadioBarnCat Especially if we Were ever Really friends, LoL! Otherwise...

Shown here is a motion sculpture of bones and planks operated from within by vines and the ship's cat. The damn thing's even added weapons to every appendage, and I mean every appendage. Whale oil lamps light it's eyes at night. Nobody's fooled by it's vaguely non/human appearance. It's also filled up inside with looted goods.

As a part of the deforestation, or manscaping, of Shartak, I will kick a tree's ass! I'll chop one 10 or ten 1s if they look at me wrong. Big box colonialism. Someone teach me fire, the island needs a fever. I use my Parrot to communicate and a Monkey for manual dexterity. Real characters are built. Part Barn / Part Cat / All Chaotic / All Neutral.

The Chopping List!: Plunder Treasures, assure Fair Trade Market Values at ultimate Pricepoint,

Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice. From what I've tasted of desire I hold with those who favor fire. But if it had to perish twice, I think I know enough of hate To know that for destruction ice Is also great And would suffice.


They carry 1 wild boar tusk necklace, 1 pith helmet, 2 pocket watches, 1 tricorn hat, 1 pair of batwing earrings, 2 silver skull crosses, 2 parrot feather charms, 1 rabbit foot charm, 3 cat-o-nine tails, 2 harpoons, 1 plain wooden cup, 1 pink-and-purple scarf, 1 tiger tooth amulet, 2 monkey claw charms, 1 Club Palermo pint glass and 1 skull staff.
There is a monkey stood next to them.

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Achievements:(4 total)
Shartak Probie Bat Hunter - Bronze Large deer Hunter - Bronze Tiger Hunter - Bronze
Areas explored: 2083 (57.4% of island)
HP Healed: 176
Trading Points: 451
Spirits Exorcised: 0 (not a shaman)
Wailing Damage: 0
Ritual Feasts: 0 (not a cannibal)
Mentioned in 0 profile

The following extended statistics are since 1st Jan 2011.

Alcohol Brewed: 0
Alcohol Drunk: 32
Heads Collected: 0
Fruit Juiced: 0
Successful Possessions: 0
Tracks Found: 8
Fires Started: 0
Fires Extinguished: 0
Items Buried: 2
Items Found: 341
Jungle Chopped: 671
Parrots Tamed: 22
Monkeys Tamed: 20
Signposts Built: 10
Signposts Smashed: 10
Treasures Found: 10 (added 2014-07-14)

NPC kills: 250; last kill: bear
 Animals: 247
 Shamans: 0
 Traders: 3
Natives killed: 3; last kill: beerocolli
 Raktam: 0
 Dalpok: 0
 Wiksik: 0
 Rakmogak: 3
Outsiders killed: 2; last kill: TheDreadThespian burt reynolds
 Derby: 0
 Durham: 1
 York: 0
 Shipwreck: 1
NPC kills (detailed):
NameKills
large deer26
tiger26
small deer23
large stag22
monkey21
bat20
zombified bat16
elephant15
parrot14
wild boar13
zombified guard dog11
turtle8
zombified werewolf7
shargle4
zombified wild boar3
zombified monkey2
silverback2
Easter Bunny2
Trader Harry1
guard dog1
Trader Tom1
rat1
songbird1
bear1
zombified elephant1
Trader Sam1
rhino1
zombified large deer1
elf1
zombified large stag1
ferocious tiger1
zombified parrot1
alligator1

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