Home: the shipwreck
Been on the island since 2006-05-14
Died: 288 times (last time was 2012-06-03 11:35, killed by a tiger)
Class: Pirate (outsider)
Primary Clan: None chosen
Upon crash landing on the island of Shartak, Nick Soapdish took to his favorite hobby of collecting and licking the various indegenous psychedelic frogs he found in the jungle. One day, a coconut fell from a tree and landed on Nick's head just as he was about to sample a bright orange āBufonidaeā frog, accidentally causing him to bite down hard and ingest the small amphibian. The poison from its skin became permanently lodged in Nick's spinal column, leaving him in a perpetual state of hallucination. Nick wandered far from the shipwreck, slaying many of the hellish demons and other fell creatures that seemed to suddenly inhabit the island.
Towards the end of that year, Nick staggered into Santa's grotto. Believing Santa's gift of 40 gold coins to actually be a gift of 40 melting snakes, Nick drew his cutlass and slew the jolly elf...twice. Through the magic of Christmas, Santa's spirit left his body and merged with that of Nick's. Unfortunately, the sudden cross between the kind giving saint and a ruthless hallucinating pirate led to an unstoppable killing spree that spanned the entire island of Shartak. Nick decided to kill anyone he found on his naughty list, which consisted of one word he had scrawled on his hand with dirt: "Everyone."
A year went by, and Nick again stumbled upon a crowded Santa's grotto. He lay in wait for Santa to appear, mumbling incoherently about revenge and gingerbread. When Santa did finally arrive, he offered Nick the solitary gift of a crab, explaining that it was because Nick had been so naughty. Nick savagely murdered Santa again, as quickly as he could. The curse was ended, and Nick was finally freed from the spirit of Christmas.
Soapdish wandered off into the jungle, his long quest completed. Just as he lay down to sleep for the first time in a year and a half, his crab began to speak to him. "I need you to kill 100 people from every village." Not being one to argue, Nick slowly nodded in agreement. He placed the crab on his shoulder (to better hear its commands), grabbed his trusty cutlass and loped off into the night.
Died: (last time was 2009-02-17 01:28, killed by a bolt of lightning)
They carry 1 silver skull cross.
Areas explored: 1962 (54.1% of island)
HP Healed: 0
Trading Points: 147
Spirits Exorcised: 0 (not a shaman)
Wailing Damage: 404
Ritual Feasts: 0 (not a cannibal)
Mentioned in 0 profile
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NPC kills: 44; last kill: bat
Natives killed: 348; last kill: Wambayak
Outsiders killed: 376; last kill: Jimmy Turpin
|NPC kills (detailed):|
|zombified wild boar||1|
Basic language - Understand the smaller words of foreign languages
Advanced language - Better understanding of foreign languages
Expert language - Full comprehension of foreign languages
Foreign Writing - Not only can you understand foreign languages, you can also write it well enough to be understood
Foreign Speech - Not only can you understand foreign languages, you can also speak it well enough to be understood
Close quarter combat - Gain 10% to hit with melee attacks
Advanced close quarter combat - Gain 15% to hit with melee attacks
Balanced Stance - Sometimes turn a miss into a glancing blow.
Body building - Increases melee damage
Stamina - Increases max HP by 20
Lead Belly - You've drunk enough to be immune to the poisonous effect of most fungi.
Ghostly whisper - Allows spirits to communicate
Haunting scream - Attract other spirits and scare the living
Shocking shriek - Scare nearby living players
Banshee wail - Frighten living players further away
Possession - Be able to possess the bodies of the living
Forceful possession - Sometimes a stronger presence is needed to be able to possess the living
Exploration - Helps you remember some of the places you've been
Cartography - Stops you forgetting where you've visited
Trekking - Faster movement through the jungle
Swimming - Faster movement through water
Survival - Firecraft - Knowledge of how to create, control and use fires
Basic tracking - With some difficulty, you can track animals and people
Advanced tracking - You can track animals and people who were here recently
Expert tracking - You can track animals and people who were here several days ago.
Tracking mastery - Tracking animals and people is nearly effortless
Clan leadership - Allows you to start your own clan or help lead one
Sixth sense - Sense presence of and hear spirits
Psychic recognition - Lets you recognise active spirits
Haggling - Be able to obtain slightly better prices from some traders
Digging - Can dig deep holes.
Native knowledge - Outsiders gain basic native knowledge
Triage - Be able to tell who is most injured
First aid - Heal 10 HP with a first aid kit
Plundering - Improve the odds of finding items in foreign camps
Parrot Trainer - You can tame a parrot enough to sit on your shoulder.
Basic Pistol Training - Gain 15% on pistol attacks
Advanced Pistol Training - Gain 15% on pistol attacks
This character has been idle since 2012-06-04.
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