McWeeby the pirate
Home: the shipwreck
Been on the island since 2019-04-03
Died: 17 times (last time was 2019-08-23 07:40 at the hands of anaalipunktio, killed by a knife)
Class: Pirate (outsider)
Primary Clan: The Church of Scientology
Secondary Clan: WEEB WATCHERS
This total badass lost his family and is now sworn to use his secret powers of ninja kung-fu to avenge them. Wears five trench coats, all with popped collars, has 78 pistols (the pistols fire katanas that have ninjas attached to them) and has 16 katanas crossed upon his back. He's also got a ninja star sticking out from his one good eye and a patch with the kanji for "death" covering his bad eye. He dreams of getting a wicked looking scar but isn't sure where it would best fit.
You hear him gruffly say in perfect Japanese, with an Irish accent "Consider yourself warned, kiddo.." As he approaches you see he wears a naruto t-shirt that you're not sure how you haven't noticed earlier.
Has about 250 kills already but ninja code doesn't allow to brag.
They carry 1 parrot feather charm, 5 tricorn hats, 8 cat-o-nine tails, 1 silver skull cross, 1 Club Palermo pint glass and 2 harpoons.
Areas explored: 798 (22.0% of island)
HP Healed: 31
Trading Points: 34
Spirits Exorcised: 0 (not a shaman)
Wailing Damage: 0
Ritual Feasts: 0 (not a cannibal)
Mentioned in 0 profile
The following extended statistics are since 1st Jan 2011.
Alcohol Brewed: 0
Alcohol Drunk: 13
Heads Collected: 0
Fruit Juiced: 148
Successful Possessions: 0
Tracks Found: 25
Fires Started: 0
Fires Extinguished: 0
Items Buried: 0
Items Found: 385
Jungle Chopped: 10
Parrots Tamed: 6
Monkeys Tamed: 4
Signposts Built: 0
Signposts Smashed: 66
Treasures Found: 0 (added 2014-07-14)
NPC kills: 197; last kill: large stag
Natives killed: 1; last kill: spooge
Outsiders killed: 2; last kill: Morbo
|NPC kills (detailed):|
Close quarter combat - Gain 10% to hit with melee attacks
Advanced close quarter combat - Gain 15% to hit with melee attacks
Balanced Stance - Sometimes turn a miss into a glancing blow.
Body building - Increases melee damage
Stamina - Increases max HP by 20
Lead Belly - You've drunk enough to be immune to the poisonous effect of most fungi.
Exploration - Helps you remember some of the places you've been
Cartography - Stops you forgetting where you've visited
Trekking - Faster movement through the jungle
Swimming - Faster movement through water
Basic tracking - With some difficulty, you can track animals and people
Advanced tracking - You can track animals and people who were here recently
Expert tracking - You can track animals and people who were here several days ago.
Tracking mastery - Tracking animals and people is nearly effortless
Haggling - Be able to obtain slightly better prices from some traders
Triage - Be able to tell who is most injured
First aid - Heal 10 HP with a first aid kit
Plundering - Improve the odds of finding items in foreign camps
Animal Trainer - You can tame a parrot or monkey enough to keep you company as you roam the island.
Basic Pistol Training - Gain 15% on pistol attacks
Advanced Pistol Training - Gain 15% on pistol attacks
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