Grabass McFlintlock

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Home: the shipwreck
Been on the island since 2016-05-10
Died: 13 times (last time was 2017-02-14 12:47, killed by a shark attack)
Level: 8
Class: Pirate (outsider)
Primary Clan: Dead Spunkers
Underworld: http://underworld.shartak.com/?id=24889
Deadzone: http://shartak.aphlor.org/deadzone/view/24889

Description:

STALKING THROUGH THE PUTRID SHARTAK MIST YOU SEE THE RUEFUL VISAGE OF GRABASS MCFLINTLOCK.

WATCH OUT! HE'LL GRAB YER ASS!!!


Grabass saves Little Bunny Foo Foo from a taeiger.

You say Ye be saved! T' th' victor belongs th' spoils, baby. ”

Grabass McFlintlock grabs Little Bunny Foo Foo's ass until his hand gets numb. Then he switches hands.


Gorry Louis thanks ye 4 th' heals Gorry. Ye saved me from a watery grave!

Since your last move:
Barber Surgeon O'Neil says, "Sorry. I don't have any faks Snatch-bottom McNaughty." (2017-01-13 00:44)

At the Shipwreck: You say "Miriam, I be gonna grab yer arse until th' cows come homeport!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ya scurvy dog!"

Grabass McFlintlock grabs Miriam's ass continually for several days until he spots some bovines walking up the trail.

Since your last move:
The Golf Pro says "Hey, Assman McGrabby, There be lots of gold buried down south." (2016-06-03 23:26)

Since your last move:
Isiah Osiris Hand says "She must be poor if she's a todger dodging cabin boy" (2016-05-15 22:03)
Graagh says "Shall we begin?" (2016-05-16 00:27)
Graagh kills Shroombaker with a knife. (2016-05-16 00:28)
Grabass McFlintlock starts acting very strangely. (2016-05-16 00:30)
You feel an unknown force take control of your body. Grabass McFlintlock grabs the ass of Graagh (2016-05-16 00:30)
Graagh kills Isiah Osiris Hand with a machete. (2016-05-16 00:30)
Graagh attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2016-05-16 00:30)
You hear Graagh whisper “That's quite enough assgrabbing sir!” (2016-05-16 00:31)
Graagh uses a healing herb on you and restores 3 health. (2016-05-16 00:31)
Graagh kills Barber Surgeon O'Neil with a knife. (2016-05-16 00:33)
Graagh kills Scotty Damnation with a knife. (2016-05-16 00:36)
Graagh kills Zombie Pudge McCreedy with a knife. (2016-05-16 00:37)
Graagh kills Doc Rockwell with a knife. (2016-05-16 00:40)
Graagh says “That was exhausting. And the fungi hangover's gonna be murder. Still worth it.” (2016-05-16 00:41)
Graagh says “This has been fun but I've got to be going. Sorry about the mess.” (2016-05-16 00:45)
Graagh drinks a bottle of fungi juice and dies from its effect. (2016-05-16 00:45)

Graagh, you got some real problems!!! Why did you even heal me?!! Now I be all alone with this crazy arse Cabin Boy Kate dockyard streetwalker who be tryin' t'wail me 'till puss be shootin' outta me hindquarters! An' fer future reference, when ye ask a swashbuckler, "Shall we begin," ye wait for a afted damn answer! And that answer be NO!


They carry 1 skull and 1 silver skull cross.

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Achievements:(1 total)
1 year old
Areas explored: 122 (3.4% of island)
HP Healed: 22
Trading Points: 83
Spirits Exorcised: 0 (not a shaman)
Wailing Damage: 0
Ritual Feasts: 0 (not a cannibal)
Mentioned in 0 profile

The following extended statistics are since 1st Jan 2011.

Alcohol Brewed: 0
Alcohol Drunk: 16
Heads Collected: 0
Fruit Juiced: 60
Successful Possessions: 0
Tracks Found: 0
Fires Started: 0
Fires Extinguished: 0
Items Buried: 0
Items Found: 170
Jungle Chopped: 14
Parrots Tamed: 0
Signposts Built: 0
Signposts Smashed: 0
Treasures Found: 0 (added 2014-07-14)

NPC kills: 7; last kill: bat
 Animals: 7
 Shamans: 0
 Traders: 0
Natives killed: 1; last kill: Kaalas
 Raktam: 0
 Dalpok: 0
 Wiksik: 1
 Rakmogak: 0
Outsiders killed: 2; last kill: Matthew Fartington-Bottomley
 Derby: 0
 Durham: 1
 York: 0
 Shipwreck: 1
NPC kills (detailed):
NameKills
tiger2
werewolf1
wild boar1
large stag1
guard dog1
bat1

Skills:

This character has been idle since 2017-02-14.

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