TheDreadThespian burt reynolds

Home: Durham
Been on the island since 2014-03-02
Died: 55 times (last time was 2023-11-12 01:44 at the hands of An 800 Pound Gorilla, killed by a heavy sword)
Level: 39
Class: Soldier (outsider)
Primary Clan: The First Continental Congress of Durham
Secondary Clan: Trip The Light Fantastic
Underworld: https://underworld.shartak.com/?id=24184
Deadzone: http://shartak.aphlor.org/deadzone/view/24184

Description:

I falled asleep & lost the conch. Oh well. It's pretty useless. Right? Like Shroombaker's dick!

Hugh Hefner ... Hef, you're back? Why not holler at a player? No homey love?

Blowme Darts, thanks 4 the heals. You are a nature's nobleman! But if you want the conch --you're going to need one thing. One thing. KRYPTONITE!!!!

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His description reads:

They carry 7 skulls.


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mexkrax, I chased him down & killed him, my prince of a blue boy!

Carrie White says Hey thechump, your lover Spooge's dead body is covered in poop and is waiting for you at the top of the hotel. I know you'll enjoy yourself with it. HAVE FUN!” (2020-11-28 09:26)

He likes the northern huts, FYI.

Since your last move:
Broomhead says “Thats one big sword you have there” (2020-11-19 09:28)

Oh!! You like that don't you!!!

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Shroombaker, word up my izzle.

Shroombaker says “No signs of Spooge again. Where does he hide?” (2020-01-14 15:02)

He hides in his secret underground lair -- where he whacks off to pitchers of dead deer!

Carved on the wall is some writing. It reads “ Swarm enjoys the company of men with big Johnsons!”

Barber Surgeon O'Neil, are you coming to Santa's Grotto or not?!!

[-70.319,+26.384]

C'mon pimp!!! Santa will give you a heavy sword. He might. Or maybe a pumpkin. I been good, I might get like a damn P-Diddy yacht! Or a friggin schooner.

Styx, you've killed a butt load of monkeys!

Amie Pilika, overdressed? I think not! You make my pants tight! Woof!!!

You attack Tom Cruise Scientologist with a punch for 2 damage. You gain 2 XP. They die. You gain 28 XP.
Underworld log successful.
Deadzone log successful.


The world was not large enough for us both.

Thanks aweemowep! I'm using sharks as a transport device.
By Hal Neeham's beard, what are you doing way out here?!!
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Achievements:(32 total)
Alligator Hunter - Gold Bat Hunter - Gold Kraken Slayer Python Slayer Raider of the Lost Treasury
Areas explored: 2482 (68.4% of island)
HP Healed: 3538
Trading Points: 683
Spirits Exorcised: 0 (not a shaman)
Wailing Damage: 764
Ritual Feasts: 0 (not a cannibal)
Mentioned in 0 profile

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NPC kills: 1296; last kill: rat
 Animals: 1283
 Shamans: 13
 Traders: 0
Natives killed: 17; last kill: Wicked Rowan
 Raktam: 2
 Dalpok: 5
 Wiksik: 0
 Rakmogak: 10
Outsiders killed: 29; last kill: pirate banks
 Derby: 4
 Durham: 13
 York: 6
 Shipwreck: 6
NPC kills (detailed):
NameKills
alligator251
zombified bat227
Captain Briggs86
elf70
Steward54
zombified monkey53
large deer51
monkey49
songbird46
small deer44
large stag39
parrot39
wild boar37
tiger34
bat31
elephant31
turtle18
guard dog13
zombified tiger9
Balchig8
zombified parrot7
chief elf7
zombified guard dog7
zombified large stag7
zombified turtle7
Santa7
zombified werewolf7
zombified large deer7
zombified alligator7
zombified wild boar7
rat6
shargle5
Second Mate4
silverback3
rhino3
zombified elephant3
Najdam2
Movak1
zombified small deer1
python1
rogue elephant1
Kadmor1
fully-grown giant squid1
goat1
Hodrali1
werewolf1
First Mate1

Skills:

This character has indicated they have peaceful intentions and would prefer not to be killed.

This character has been idle since 2023-11-15.

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