TheDreadThespian burt reynolds

Home: Durham
Been on the island since 2014-03-02
Died: 58 times (last time was 2024-12-25 15:54 at the hands of Barn Cat, killed by some cat-o-nine tails)
Level: 39
Class: Soldier (outsider)
Primary Clan: The First Continental Congress of Durham
Underworld: https://underworld.shartak.com/?id=24184
Deadzone: http://shartak.aphlor.org/deadzone/view/24184

Description:

I falled asleep & lost the conch. Oh well. It's pretty useless. Right? Like [profile]Shroombaker[/profile]'s dick!

[profile]Hugh Hefner[/profile] ... Hef, you're back? Why not holler at a player? No homey love?

His description reads:

They carry 927 skulls. And a lock of Loni Anderson's hair.




[profile]mexkrax[/profile], I chased him down & killed him, my prince of a blue boy!

[profile]Carrie White[/profile] says “Hey thechump, your lover Spooge's dead body is covered in poop and is waiting for you at the top of the hotel. I know you'll enjoy yourself with it. HAVE FUN!” (2020-11-28 09:26)

He likes the northern huts, FYI.

Since your last move:
[profile]Broomhead[/profile] says “Thats one big sword you have there” (2020-11-19 09:28)

Oh!! You like that don't you!!!

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[profile]Shroombaker[/profile], word up my izzle.

[profile]Shroombaker[/profile] says “No signs of Spooge again. Where does he hide?” (2020-01-14 15:02)

He hides in his secret underground lair -- where he whacks off to pitchers of dead deer!

Carved on the wall is some writing. It reads “ [profile]swarm[/profile] enjoys the company of men with big Johnsons!”

Barber Surgeon O'Neil, are you coming to Santa's Grotto or not?!!

[-70.319,+26.384]

C'mon pimp!!! Santa will give you a heavy sword. He might. Or maybe a pumpkin. I been good, I might get like a damn P-Diddy yacht! Or a friggin schooner.

[profile]Styx[/profile], you've killed a butt load of monkeys!

[profile]Amie Pilika[/profile], overdressed? I think not! You make my pants tight! Woof!!!

You attack Tom Cruise Scientologist with a punch for 2 damage. You gain 2 XP. They die. You gain 28 XP.
Underworld log successful.
Deadzone log successful.

The world was not large enough for us both.

Thanks [profile]aweemowep[/profile]! I'm using sharks as a transport device.
By Hal Neeham's beard, what are you doing way out here?!!
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Achievements:(34 total) Areas explored: 2505 (69.0% of island) HP Healed: 3564 Trading Points: 683 Spirits Exorcised: 0 (not a shaman) Wailing Damage: 800 Ritual Feasts: 0 (not a cannibal) Mentioned in 1 profile This user does not have extended statistics enabled. NPC kills: 1296; last kill: rat  Animals: 1283  Shamans: 13  Traders: 0 Natives killed: 18; last kill: Manticore  Raktam: 2  Dalpok: 5  Wiksik: 0  Rakmogak: 11 Outsiders killed: 32; last kill: frest  Derby: 5  Durham: 13  York: 7  Shipwreck: 7

NPC kills (detailed): Name Kills alligator 251 zombified bat 227 Captain Briggs 86 elf 70 Steward 54 zombified monkey 53 large deer 51 monkey 49 songbird 46 small deer 44 parrot 39 large stag 39 wild boar 37 tiger 34 bat 31 elephant 31 turtle 18 guard dog 13 zombified tiger 9 Balchig 8 zombified werewolf 7 zombified guard dog 7 zombified wild boar 7 zombified turtle 7 zombified alligator 7 zombified large deer 7 chief elf 7 Santa 7 zombified parrot 7 zombified large stag 7 rat 6 shargle 5 Second Mate 4 zombified elephant 3 rhino 3 silverback 3 Najdam 2 fully-grown giant squid 1 rogue elephant 1 werewolf 1 Movak 1 zombified small deer 1 Hodrali 1 python 1 Kadmor 1 First Mate 1 goat 1

• Basic language

  - Understand the smaller words of foreign languages

  • Advanced language

    - Better understanding of foreign languages

    • Expert language

      - Full comprehension of foreign languages

      • Foreign Writing

        - Not only can you understand foreign languages, you can also write it well enough to be understood

      • Foreign Speech

        - Not only can you understand foreign languages, you can also speak it well enough to be understood

        • Pirate speech

          - You can talk to pirates in their own unique dialect

• Close quarter combat

  - Gain 10% to hit with melee attacks

  • Advanced close quarter combat

    - Gain 15% to hit with melee attacks

    • Balanced Stance

      - Sometimes turn a miss into a glancing blow.

• Body building

  - Increases melee damage

  • Stamina

    - Increases max HP by 20

• Ghostly whisper

  - Allows spirits to communicate

  • Haunting scream

    - Attract other spirits and scare the living

    • Shocking shriek

      - Scare nearby living players

      • Banshee wail

        - Frighten living players further away

      • Possession

        - Be able to possess the bodies of the living

        • Forceful possession

          - Sometimes a stronger presence is needed to be able to possess the living

      • Haunting

        - Allows spirits to track down and haunt their last killer.

• Exploration

  - Helps you remember some of the places you've been

  • Cartography

    - Stops you forgetting where you've visited

  • Trekking

    - Faster movement through the jungle

  • Swimming

    - Faster movement through water

  • Survival - Firecraft

    - Knowledge of how to create, control and use fires

• Basic tracking

  - With some difficulty, you can track animals and people

  • Advanced tracking

    - You can track animals and people who were here recently

    • Expert tracking

      - You can track animals and people who were here several days ago.

      • Tracking mastery

        - Tracking animals and people is nearly effortless

• Clan leadership

  - Allows you to start your own clan or help lead one

• Sixth sense

  - Sense presence of and hear spirits

  • Psychic recognition

    - Lets you recognise active spirits

• Haggling

  - Be able to obtain slightly better prices from some traders

• Digging

  - Can dig deep holes.

• Faith

  - Belief in the spirits of the ancestors increase charm effects.

• Agriculture

  - Gives you a better chance of getting things to grow

• Native knowledge

  - Outsiders gain basic native knowledge

• Triage

  - Be able to tell who is most injured

  • First aid

    - Heal 10 HP with a first aid kit

• Firearms training

  - Gain 20% on firearms attacks

  • Advanced firearms training

    - Gain another 20% on firearms attacks

This character has been idle since 2026-02-05.