Yves Montand

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Home: Derby
Been on the island since 2014-02-24
Died: 101 times (last time was 2024-03-17 22:26 at the hands of The Crawling Chaos, killed by a pistol)
Level: 35
Class: Explorer (outsider)
Primary Clan: THE MISFITS
Secondary Clan: The O'Neils
Underworld: https://underworld.shartak.com/?id=24169
Deadzone: http://shartak.aphlor.org/deadzone/view/24169

Description:

frest is a fucking girl. He can't do shit right.

Since your last move:
Aaron The Moor says âHelena Handbasket is downstairs. I think she's here lookin' for some of that sweet MISFIT lovin'. She's all yours. Skanks peddling monkey gas ain't my thing. Have at it.” (2024-02-17 18:52)
Aaron The Moor shocks the monkey (2024-02-17 18:52)
Aaron The Moor says “See what I did there? Hee hee!” (2024-02-17 18:53)

You Moors is some crazy mofos!!!

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Scaramouche, that LGBT plus whatever Helena Handbasket attacked me down to 1. :) And I get it. You have to eat. CrĂŞpes Suzettes don't grow on trees. Helena, I'm gonna tear your nuts off & throw them in a tree.

anaalipunktio, you remind me of my little niece Shirley! She is a dietitian. You could not be cuter!

frest is a homer-sexual!

Helena Handbasket says “You stay on that end of the bar, Yves. I haven't forgotten you.” (2023-12-04 23:29)

Helena, you haven't forgotten what I have in my britches!

isaac99764 carries 1 pink-and-purple scarf, 1 rabbit foot charm, 1 wild boar tusk necklace, 1 skull staff, 1 pair of batwing earrings, 2 parrot feather charms, 1 pith helmet, 1 monkey claw charm, 12 skulls, 1 silver skull cross, 1 tiger tooth amulet, 1 glowing crystal pendant, and a pink android phone full of pictures of naked fat guys.

You see the famous Yves Montand!

The French pin in the grenade that will blow Shartak Island to pieces.

Come visit The Hanged Misfit! How the champagne will flow.



Here is one of the few "springs of life" on the island.

Stuck in the ground is a makeshift sign. At the bottom is a ghastly jack o'lantern. The sign reads "Mister Lahey is a homosexual."

Swamp Thing -- Thanks for the heals, my izzle.


They carry 1 parrot feather charm, 1 monkey claw charm, 1 pith helmet, 1 pocket watch, 1 skull and 1 harpoon.

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Achievements:(14 total)
Guard dog Hunter - Bronze 2016 Alligator Smackdown April Fools Day 2017 Novice Healer 10 years old
Areas explored: 230 (6.3% of island)
HP Healed: 2204
Trading Points: 301
Spirits Exorcised: 0 (not a shaman)
Wailing Damage: 4301
Ritual Feasts: 0 (not a cannibal)
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NPC kills: 194; last kill: zombified elephant
 Animals: 193
 Shamans: 0
 Traders: 1
Natives killed: 22; last kill: Scaramouche
 Raktam: 0
 Dalpok: 7
 Wiksik: 5
 Rakmogak: 10
Outsiders killed: 30; last kill: Helena Handbasket
 Derby: 19
 Durham: 3
 York: 4
 Shipwreck: 4
NPC kills (detailed):
NameKills
guard dog31
rat22
large stag19
large deer15
small deer14
monkey13
wild boar11
bat10
parrot10
elephant9
tiger7
Steward6
zombified guard dog6
alligator4
zombified large deer3
zombified small deer2
giant spider2
zombified werewolf2
turtle1
Trader Tom1
zombified parrot1
silverback1
zombified bat1
ferocious tiger1
zombified elephant1
zombified turtle1

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