Yves Montand

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Home: Derby
Been on the island since 2014-02-24
Died: 56 times (last time was 2017-10-30 04:07 at the hands of Esrays, killed by a heavy sword)
Level: 30
Class: Explorer (outsider)
Primary Clan: The French
Underworld: http://underworld.shartak.com/?id=24169
Deadzone: http://shartak.aphlor.org/deadzone/view/24169

Description:

Bel Garjim, damn! Way to butcher some fucktards!

Hannibal Lecter -- if we coordinate our attacks on the derby swamp we could do higher body counts.
I like trying to get the others sword farmers to hack niels with a sword. You wanna pal up? You like the wailing, I guess.

If you get a message, "You're not sure what happened," that means they broke a sword. I just did it to Schroombaker!
It must have been his last one, because at the next attack on niels, he switched to a machete. Ah, let him fish for another one.

Yves headed west, encounters the misshapen lump of weird known as Dunjk.

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You say "There you are you silly twat! Time to mourir!"

Note: Dunjk has indicated they have peaceful intentions and would appreciate not being killed.
You attack Dunjk with a knife for 2 damage. You gain 2 XP. They die. You gain 43 XP.
Underworld log successful.
Deadzone log successful.

Jean-Luc La Forgeron Hey shithead, watch this!

Since your last move:
Dunjk fires at you with a blowpipe for 4 damage. (2016-07-10 08:46)
Dunjk fires at you with a blowpipe for 4 damage. (2016-07-10 08:46)
Dunjk fires at you with a blowpipe for 4 damage. (2016-07-10 08:46)
Dunjk fires at you with a blowpipe for 4 damage. (2016-07-10 08:46)
Dunjk fires at you with a blowpipe for 4 damage. (2016-07-10 08:46)
Dunjk fires at you with a blowpipe for 4 damage. (2016-07-10 08:46)
Dunjk fires at you with a blowpipe for 4 damage. (2016-07-10 08:46)
Dunjk fires at you with a blowpipe for 4 damage. (2016-07-10 08:46)
Dunjk fires at you with a blowpipe for 4 damage. (2016-07-10 08:46)
Dunjk fires at you with a blowpipe for 4 damage. (2016-07-10 08:46)
Dunjk fires at you with a blowpipe for 4 damage. (2016-07-10 08:46)
Dunjk fires at you with a blowpipe for 4 damage. (2016-07-10 08:46)
Dunjk fires at you with a blowpipe for 4 damage. (2016-07-10 08:46)
Dunjk fires at you with a blowpipe for 4 damage. (2016-07-10 08:46)
Dunjk fires at you with a blowpipe for 4 damage. (2016-07-10 08:46)
Dunjk fires at you with a blowpipe for 4 damage. (2016-07-10 08:46)
Dunjk fires at you with a blowpipe for 4 damage. (2016-07-10 08:46)
Dunjk attacks you with a knife for 2 damage. You die. (2016-07-10 08:46)
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Conquête? Il y a deux d'entre nous ! Tant pis. Je suis ici.

Edward England, one of my clans is assaulting Wiksik. Wanna come with?

Met Trader Tamdal today. What a wondrous fellow. 4/8/16

You attack Trader Tamdal with a dagger for 2 damage. They drop to 57 HP.
Trader Tamdal says, "If you don't want to trade, that's fine. Just leave me alone!"
Trader Tamdal attacks you for 3 damage.

You see Yves Montand. The French pin on the grenade that will send Shartak to hell.

You offer to trade your conch shell for gold coins.

Trader Tom makes you an offer, "Aha! A fine specimen of the conch shell. I'll give you 100 gold coins for it."

Trader Tom says, "Ok, here's 100 gold coins for 1 of your conch shells"

(Trade same again.)

Trader Tom says, "You don't have any conch shells."


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Met my old friend Eva de Luna in the forest. Obviously a damn werewolf. I've always known. EVERYONE knows.

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Since your last move:
Eva de Luna says Huh. Hi Yves. How'd ya find me here? ” (2015-06-05 04:30)
Yves: Hello you damn werewolf.
Eva de Luna says “Werewolf? ” (2015-06-05 04:31)
Eva de Luna says “Yves I'm headed into town. Might say hi to Fluff ” (2015-06-05 20:17)


In the months of April & May of 2015, I had the most successful "Sword Hole" the Derby swamps that Shartak has ever see! People were coming from miles around! We were pulling them up by the gross! Oh how the rabble were bowing & scraping and kissing my pinky ring! What heady times. Magnificent times!!

Special Achievements:(1 total)

[decoder.jpg] Greatest Frenchman in the history of Shartak "bar none" certificate.

"To my enemies -- have a care! Or I will taunt you
beyond comprehension! You empty-headed animals!
"



An expatriate of France & the Knights Templar, Yves Montand now costumes himself in a shark skin suit, and it seems his time, and the things he has winessed on the Island of Shatak have aged him dramatically.


They carry 1 pink-and-purple scarf and 1 rabbit foot charm.

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Achievements:(6 total)
Guard dog Hunter - Bronze 2016 Alligator Smackdown 3 years old April Fools Day 2017
Areas explored: 9 (0.2% of island)
HP Healed: 690
Trading Points: 301
Spirits Exorcised: 0 (not a shaman)
Wailing Damage: 3644
Ritual Feasts: 0 (not a cannibal)
Mentioned in 0 profile

The following extended statistics are since 1st Jan 2011.

Alcohol Brewed: 0
Alcohol Drunk: 304
Heads Collected: 0
Fruit Juiced: 154
Successful Possessions: 301
Tracks Found: 315
Fires Started: 11
Fires Extinguished: 0
Items Buried: 30
Items Found: 1605
Jungle Chopped: 30
Parrots Tamed: 0 (not a pirate)
Signposts Built: 8
Signposts Smashed: 4
Treasures Found: 0 (added 2014-07-14)

NPC kills: 172; last kill: zombified guard dog
 Animals: 171
 Shamans: 0
 Traders: 1
Natives killed: 20; last kill: Dunjk
 Raktam: 0
 Dalpok: 7
 Wiksik: 4
 Rakmogak: 9
Outsiders killed: 19; last kill: Hurricane Irene
 Derby: 12
 Durham: 1
 York: 4
 Shipwreck: 2
NPC kills (detailed):
NameKills
guard dog29
rat22
large stag19
large deer15
small deer14
monkey13
bat10
parrot10
wild boar8
elephant7
zombified guard dog4
alligator4
tiger4
zombified large deer2
zombified small deer2
giant spider2
turtle1
Trader Tom1
zombified parrot1
silverback1
zombified bat1
zombified werewolf1
zombified turtle1

Skills:

This character has been idle since 2017-11-13.

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