Skullpion

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Home: Rakmogak
Been on the island since 2020-06-07
Died: 52 times (last time was 2020-11-25 16:47)
Level: 21
Class: Cannibal (native)
Primary Clan: Skulturepion
Underworld: https://underworld.shartak.com/?id=26436
Deadzone: http://shartak.aphlor.org/deadzone/view/26436

Description:

Who do ya Voodoo? I do my own. Here it is, the other half of the solution, though we're trying to be nicer about it this time. Genetic resemblance to Cobalt Manticore. If you play at that level though, we'll meet you more than halfway. We're all beasts, no matter the tint of hide we were born clothed with, just some of us like it more. Let's get that over with.

A Warrior, Scout, Villager, Shaman, AND Cannibal of Rakmogak. {Does that village even have a Chief anymore these days?} By the way, the "Don't talk to him / Ignore him / Maybe he'll go away" strategy's not going to work. If I leave, I'm going on my terms. There are still places to explore, things to try, people to

Skullpion is a Robot that has Four Rubber Wheels and Wooden Panelling, runs on Nuclear Power, and can Jump Small Distances. (Force: 4 Handling: 7 Weaponry: 0) http://thesurrealist.co.uk/robot?def=Skullpion Build your Battle Robot. Fight me. I mean, if you feel you really have to, otherwise if you're outta my way - I'm outta yours.

Skullpion is a Giant Ape that seeks Nuclear Power Stations, has Enormous Tusks and Suckers on its Feet, carries a Flamethrower and a Ray Gun, and can Phase in and out of Existence. (Strength: 10 Agility: 8 Intelligence: 4) http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster?def=Skullpion Unleash your Giant Battle Monster. Seriously. Fight me. Stand still!

Skullpion is a Rhubarb-Eating Peace Monkey with a Battle Rating of 1.4! http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monkey?def=Skullpion Unleash your own Food-Eating Battle Monkey. C'mon guys, this one's really the worst. Defeat it. Kill it. Fight me. Ya wanna be my rhubarb? Peace be with ya, mon. They're actually pretty good with strawberries, in a pie.

If I were a NetHack monster, I would be an acid blob. It's amazing the things that people throw away. Are you going to eat that? https://kevan.org/nethack Which NetHack Monster Are You? I had a kinda system for my being here, protocols, they may have had to change over time. I wasn't being nice, but I didn't feel nice was warranted in some cases.

Welcoming myself, Skullpion, to the shambling, decaying world of unlife! As a newly-infected zombie, my raison d'etre is to catch and devour the brains of the living, as clumsily as possible. See if I can trick my closest friends, and others, into a horrible skull-crunching death! They'll thank me in the end. To eat other people's brains, I lure them to https://kevan.org/brain.cgi?Skullpion If you want to check how many brains I've eaten: https://kevan.org/brain.cgi?Skullpion!count I know, it's horrible, that's why I like it.

Skullpion, Skullpion will tear us apart again. http://thesurrealist.co.uk/song.php?word=Skullpion&ans=44 Which song was this lyric from? http://thesurrealist.co.uk/song.php Get your own lyrics. If I can, I will, tear someone apart, again. As many times as it takes. They must be shown. Their place in the circle of life.

As flies to wanton boys, are we to the Skullpion, They kill us for their sport. http://thesurrealist.co.uk/shakespeare.php?word=Skullpion&ans=20 Which work of Shakespeare was the original quote from? http://thesurrealist.co.uk/shakespeare.php Get your own quotes. The Underworld will echo with your rage and sorrow.

There is a Skullpion coming. Are you sure you're on the right side? http://thesurrealist.co.uk/movie.php?word=Skullpion&ans=115 Which movie was this quote from? http://thesurrealist.co.uk/movie.php Get your own quotes. I'll leave the Peaceful Intenders alone. I will also let be those who ask me to not kill them, and who do not kill me.

I'll Try to sample the Finer things of Life on this Island, but there May come a Time, I just Need the Adequate provocation. My azure ancestor met up with foul play, I'm convinced, involving tribal turncoats and pirated bribery and an Unholy Alliance of all Three. They Called him Warlord, but they Labelled him Scapegoat. Suspicions. I will have answers.


They carry 5 skulls, 1 tricorn hat, 2 cat-o-nine tails, 1 tiger tooth amulet, 2 skull staffs and 1 harpoon.

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Achievements:(4 total)
Shartak Probie Bat Hunter - Bronze Parrot Hunter - Bronze Wild boar Hunter - Bronze
Areas explored: 1237 (34.1% of island)
HP Healed: 68
Trading Points: 19
Spirits Exorcised: 0 (not a shaman)
Wailing Damage: 0
Ritual Feasts: 1 (1 own kills)
Mentioned in 0 profile

The following extended statistics are since 1st Jan 2011.

Alcohol Brewed: 0
Alcohol Drunk: 0
Heads Collected: 5
Fruit Juiced: 0
Successful Possessions: 0
Tracks Found: 11
Fires Started: 1
Fires Extinguished: 0
Items Buried: 0
Items Found: 127
Jungle Chopped: 455
Parrots Tamed: 0 (not a pirate)
Monkeys Tamed: 0 (not a pirate)
Signposts Built: 1
Signposts Smashed: 3
Treasures Found: 0 (added 2014-07-14)

NPC kills: 214; last kill: zombified monkey
 Animals: 214
 Shamans: 0
 Traders: 0
Natives killed: 0
 Raktam: 0
 Dalpok: 0
 Wiksik: 0
 Rakmogak: 0
Outsiders killed: 2; last kill: Victor
 Derby: 1
 Durham: 0
 York: 0
 Shipwreck: 1
NPC kills (detailed):
NameKills
zombified bat27
parrot24
bat18
wild boar16
large stag16
small deer13
turtle12
zombified parrot12
zombified large deer11
monkey11
large deer10
zombified wild boar9
elephant4
zombified alligator3
zombified monkey3
alligator3
tiger3
silverback2
rat2
zombified tiger2
zombified werewolf2
zombified elephant2
guard dog1
shargle1
zombified small deer1
rhino1
giant spider1
rogue elephant1
zombified turtle1
zombified large stag1
goat1

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This character has been idle since 2020-11-26.

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