The Mad Dwarf

Home: York
Been on the island since 2015-08-24
Died: 80 times (last time was 2020-09-20 14:43 at the hands of spooge, killed by a machete)
Level: 41
Class: Scientist (outsider)
Primary Clan: Ghost Syndicate of York


Hi. Hello. I am the Mad Dwarf. No, I am not an angry dwarf.. (Well, sometimes I am.. just not usually.) Just your run of the mill, unbalanced mentally, short person.(well, compared to you all taller type folks I am short. I am actualley the perfect size, the rest of yall are stretched upwards to the point of being silly.) I am explorin.. poking around this Island. Having a bit of fun along the way. Trying this, trying that. Figuring out things as I go. Occasionally I will kill folks. Usually those that have shot,stabbed,bashed, cut my head off, or tried to eat me. I really don't like being eaten. Dwarves are a very tough meat. Stringy and lean and tasting like very old beer that been left out in the sun (or so I am told) But folks still try to do so. To those folks, be warned. I may get my revenge in first!


They carry 1 parrot feather charm, 1 rabbit foot charm, 1 silver skull cross and 1 tiger tooth amulet.

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Achievements:(23 total)
Kraken Slayer Python Slayer April Fools Day 2017 Tiger Hunter - Silver Wild boar Hunter - Silver
Areas explored: 4591 (126.5% of island)
HP Healed: 784
Trading Points: 501
Spirits Exorcised: 0 (not a shaman)
Wailing Damage: 98
Ritual Feasts: 0 (not a cannibal)
Mentioned in 0 profile

The following extended statistics are since 1st Jan 2011.

Alcohol Brewed: 111
Alcohol Drunk: 126
Heads Collected: 0
Fruit Juiced: 1127
Successful Possessions: 3
Tracks Found: 898
Fires Started: 5
Fires Extinguished: 1
Items Buried: 161
Items Found: 4991
Jungle Chopped: 773
Parrots Tamed: 0 (not a pirate)
Monkeys Tamed: 0 (not a pirate)
Signposts Built: 1
Signposts Smashed: 6
Treasures Found: 7 (added 2014-07-14)

NPC kills: 1058; last kill: ferocious tiger
 Animals: 1058
 Shamans: 0
 Traders: 0
Natives killed: 14; last kill: spooge
 Raktam: 0
 Dalpok: 4
 Wiksik: 0
 Rakmogak: 10
Outsiders killed: 9; last kill: Sam Bellamy
 Derby: 1
 Durham: 4
 York: 0
 Shipwreck: 4
NPC kills (detailed):
zombified bat255
wild boar124
zombified monkey75
zombified parrot56
small deer50
zombified wild boar45
large deer33
large stag32
zombified small deer18
zombified tiger10
zombified large stag7
zombified large deer7
ferocious tiger7
giant spider3
zombified werewolf2
zombified alligator2
zombified rat2
aggressive wild boar1
hungry alligator1
zombified turtle1
zombified giant spider1
fully-grown giant squid1
giant squid1


This character has indicated they have peaceful intentions and would prefer not to be killed.

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