The Mad Dwarf

Home: York
Been on the island since 2015-08-24
Died: 107 times (last time was 2023-10-18 23:38 at the hands of An 800 Pound Gorilla, killed by a heavy sword)
Level: 41
Class: Scientist (outsider)
Primary Clan: Ghost Syndicate of York
Underworld: https://underworld.shartak.com/?id=24709
Deadzone: http://shartak.aphlor.org/deadzone/view/24709

Description:

Hi. Hello. I am the Mad Dwarf. No, I am not an angry dwarf.. (Well, sometimes I am.. just not usually.) Just your run of the mill, unbalanced mentally, short person.(well, compared to you all taller type folks I am short. I am actualley the perfect size, the rest of yall are stretched upwards to the point of being silly.) I am explorin.. poking around this Island. Having a bit of fun along the way. Trying this, trying that. Figuring out things as I go. Occasionally I will kill folks. Usually those that have shot,stabbed,bashed, cut my head off, or tried to eat me. I really don't like being eaten. Dwarves are a very tough meat. Stringy and lean and tasting like very old beer that been left out in the sun (or so I am told) But folks still try to do so. To those folks, be warned. I may get my revenge in first!


Shroombaker Ole Deadeye is hanging at the York armory if ya are interested.
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They carry 1 monkey claw charm, 1 silver skull cross, 1 tiger tooth amulet and 1 skull staff.

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Achievements:(33 total)
Kraken Slayer Python Slayer April Fools Day 2017 Tiger Hunter - Silver Wild boar Hunter - Silver
Areas explored: 5115 (141.0% of island)
HP Healed: 973
Trading Points: 724
Spirits Exorcised: 0 (not a shaman)
Wailing Damage: 98
Ritual Feasts: 0 (not a cannibal)
Mentioned in 0 profile

The following extended statistics are since 1st Jan 2011.

Alcohol Brewed: 223
Alcohol Drunk: 230
Heads Collected: 0
Fruit Juiced: 1641
Successful Possessions: 3
Tracks Found: 1920
Fires Started: 7
Fires Extinguished: 1
Items Buried: 399
Items Found: 8412
Jungle Chopped: 1900
Parrots Tamed: 0 (not a pirate)
Monkeys Tamed: 0 (not a pirate)
Signposts Built: 4
Signposts Smashed: 12
Treasures Found: 7 (added 2014-07-14)

NPC kills: 1959; last kill: zombified small deer
 Animals: 1959
 Shamans: 0
 Traders: 0
Natives killed: 30; last kill: An 800 Pound Gorilla
 Raktam: 0
 Dalpok: 4
 Wiksik: 1
 Rakmogak: 25
Outsiders killed: 19; last kill: Dick Deadeye
 Derby: 1
 Durham: 4
 York: 0
 Shipwreck: 14
NPC kills (detailed):
NameKills
zombified monkey356
zombified bat290
zombified parrot248
wild boar153
tiger141
monkey111
rat104
zombified wild boar83
small deer63
large stag53
large deer39
zombified small deer38
silverback33
zombified large deer32
shargle32
zombified large stag30
parrot27
bat25
zombified tiger16
alligator13
elephant12
bear11
ferocious tiger10
Easter Bunny6
rhino5
giant spider3
zombified turtle3
zombified elephant3
zombified rat3
hungry alligator2
python2
zombified werewolf2
zombified alligator2
goat2
turtle1
aggressive wild boar1
zombified giant spider1
fully-grown giant squid1
giant squid1
turkey1

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