Been on the island since 2011-07-24
Died: 53 times (last time was 2012-03-02 06:00 at the hands of Shanks McBitey, killed by a knife)
Class: Warrior (native)
Primary Clan: Derby Police Dept.
Secondary Clan: Frenzy
This is Joe. He's a REAL native.
Joe is first chief of his indian reserve. He was hunting traditional native american game for big potluck dinner when he accidentally crashed his pickup into a 7-11. "White men take more and more happy hunting grounds" was the last thing he said before falling unconscious. He woke up on tropical island, but is not sure if he is dreaming or drunk. Shartak life not much different from reserve life though--Like on reserve, Joe is willing to do various odd jobs for money: enforcer, 'authentic' native souvenir salesman, arms dealer, fruit-picker, etc. All funds go to pay for his beer runs. It's a good life!
Joe's first big island gig was working in the Derby Police Dept. He was the Officer of the Swamp with the job of keeping heavy sword poachers away. For a small one-time fee of 5gc you could take whatever you can find from the swamp, but if you're not on the list you're in deep doo-doo. Natives are exempt because of indian rah-rah unity whatever. Mainly Joe just knows from experience that Native guys don't take crap from nobody. But in the end the police chief asked for his badge and blowpipe. Something about excessive brutality. That's the white man for you.
Later, Joe won the Kingdom of Wiksik in a dicegame with Anthor, but he gave up most of his kingly duties after two weeks of hell, leaving right in the middle of a hot tub meeting. Who knew Indians could be so gawd damn irritating?
Now he's gone recruiting for Indians hungry for bloodshed, to raid the White Man village of Derby. It's still a good life!
Well shooting white men in the front isn't as good as shooting them in the back and Joe spent a lot of time ducking and hiding. Then his native brothers deserted him and Joe figured it was high time to crawl into a bottle of absinthe and drown. He didn't find any absinthe but the well water in Wiksik Crater works in a pinch. It was a good life!
Areas explored: 201 (5.5% of island)
HP Healed: 65
Trading Points: 134
Spirits Exorcised: 0 (not a shaman)
Wailing Damage: 0
Ritual Feasts: 0 (not a cannibal)
Mentioned in 0 profile
The following extended statistics are since 1st Jan 2011.
Alcohol Brewed: 3
Alcohol Drunk: 45
Heads Collected: 6
Fruit Juiced: 39
Successful Possessions: 0
Tracks Found: 22
Fires Started: 2
Fires Extinguished: 0
Items Buried: 46
Items Found: 889
Jungle Chopped: 365
Parrots Tamed: 0 (not a pirate)
Monkeys Tamed: 0 (not a pirate)
Signposts Built: 5
Signposts Smashed: 1
Treasures Found: 0 (added 2014-07-14)
NPC kills: 23; last kill: elephant
Natives killed: 8; last kill: Atropos
Outsiders killed: 16; last kill: C Whitty
|NPC kills (detailed):|
Basic language - Understand the smaller words of foreign languages
Advanced language - Better understanding of foreign languages
Expert language - Full comprehension of foreign languages
Close quarter combat - Gain 10% to hit with melee attacks
Advanced close quarter combat - Gain 15% to hit with melee attacks
Balanced Stance - Sometimes turn a miss into a glancing blow.
Headhunting - Take the heads of your victims as trophies or signpost decoration
Body building - Increases melee damage
Stamina - Increases max HP by 20
Exploration - Helps you remember some of the places you've been
Trekking - Faster movement through the jungle
Swimming - Faster movement through water
Survival - Firecraft - Knowledge of how to create, control and use fires
Basic tracking - With some difficulty, you can track animals and people
Advanced tracking - You can track animals and people who were here recently
Clan leadership - Allows you to start your own clan or help lead one
Haggling - Be able to obtain slightly better prices from some traders
Outsider knowledge - Natives gain basic outsider knowledge
Triage - Be able to tell who is most injured
Basic Blowpipe Use - Enables you to use a blowpipe more efficiently
Blowpipe training - Gain 20% on blowpipe accuracy
Advanced blowpipe training - Gain another 20% on blowpipe accuracy
This character has indicated they have peaceful intentions and would prefer not to be killed.
This character has been idle since 2012-03-02.
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