a senile constable

a senile constable

Home: Durham
Been on the island since 2008-09-01
Died: 4 times (last time was 2008-11-17 16:03 at the hands of Mr. Fropsy, killed by a machete)
Level: 7
Class: Soldier (outsider)
Primary Clan: None chosen
Underworld: https://underworld.shartak.com/?id=16244
Deadzone: http://shartak.aphlor.org/deadzone/view/16244


"You know who you look like? You look like my grandson. He's a criminal, you know; walked across the street as the crow flies, he did. You look like him..." The old bobby rambles on about the community, the less interesting aspects of his service career, and the rising cost of rice pudding. His face relaxes and tilts up for a few seconds, revealing his twisted yellow teeth. You smell urine and feces suddenly. "Sorry about that guv'nor; absent minded for a second. Where was I? Right, they were going to 'put me on pension.' I thought to meself, 'They're about to sack me, aren't they? Bugger that, I'm going to the colonies to lie about my age and earn a living.' What else was I to do? Being a bobby is all I'm good at! It's not like I had any savings back home."

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Achievements:(13 total)
Old One Novice Healer 11 years old
Areas explored: 0 (0.0% of island)
HP Healed: 1268
Trading Points: 4
Spirits Exorcised: 0 (not a shaman)
Wailing Damage: 0
Ritual Feasts: 0 (not a cannibal)
Mentioned in 0 profile

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NPC kills: 1; last kill: guard dog
 Animals: 1
 Shamans: 0
 Traders: 0
Natives killed: 0
 Raktam: 0
 Dalpok: 0
 Wiksik: 0
 Rakmogak: 0
Outsiders killed: 0
 Derby: 0
 Durham: 0
 York: 0
 Shipwreck: 0
NPC kills (detailed):
guard dog1


This character has been idle since 2009-01-29.

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