Nigel the Pirate

Nigel the Pirate

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Home: the shipwreck
Been on the island since 2008-06-29
Died: 134 times (last time was 2016-11-28 21:22)
Level: 38
Class: Pirate (outsider)
Primary Clan: The Bloody Legion of Black-Hearted Brigands
Secondary Clans: Botheringham FC Supporters' Club and Shivering Timbers


Yarr! I be hatin' those stinkin' cannibals worse than that dose o' the crotch-itch I be gettin' last time I be in port! Everyone else, I be takin' as I be findin' them. Haharr!!! What's that? Ye never be seein' a pirate with a pink-and-purple hat? Have ye never heard o' the greatest team in the whole damn league, Botharrringham FC?!

I also be the proud joint-winner o' the Dirtiest Joke Told at the 1st Annual Pirate High Command Christmas Party & Rumfest, wi' this little beauty...

Nigel the Pirate says "Yarr, I be havin' a joke that be fittin'..." (2009-01-08 10:03)
Nigel the Pirate says "So the Avatar o' the Kingdom o' Skulls be visitin' Durham on an ambassadorial visit. Anthor be wined and dined, and shown the wonders o' the outsider world." (2009-01-08 10:03)
Nigel the Pirate says "On the last day o' the visit, Governor Grey be sayin' "Avatar, as this be the end o' your visit, we be arranging some special entertainment."" (2009-01-08 10:03)
Nigel the Pirate says "Ye'll be playing a round o' Durham Roulette, the outsiders' traditional game o' bravery. We both be takin' this rifle, which be havin' one round in the chamber, and be firin' it at ourselves." (2009-01-08 10:03)
Nigel the Pirate says "Now Anthor be thinkin' this sounds like a stupid game, but he be wantin' to uphold the reputation o' the Kingdom o' Skulls fer fearless courage, and so he be agreein'." (2009-01-08 10:04)
Nigel the Pirate says "Grey and Anthor hold the rifles to their heads, and pull the triggers. CLICK be goin' the rifles, and both men be sighin' in relief. Anthor shakes Grey's hand, and the visit be over." (2009-01-08 10:04)
Nigel the Pirate says "Now a year later, Governor Grey be visitin' Wiksik. And he be bein' shown the rich tapestry o' life amongst the natives. At the end o' the visit, Anthor be sayin..." (2009-01-08 10:04)
Nigel the Pirate says ""...Governor Grey, it now be time fer you to take part in a ritual to be provin' YOUR bravery." Anthor be pointing to two devilishly attractive native women, kneelin' in front o' the throne." (2009-01-08 10:04)
Nigel the Pirate says "This be an honoured tradition in the Kingdom o' Skulls, akin to yer 'roullette.' Ye must be choosin' one o' these women to be givin' ye a blowjob. Will ye be takin' part?" (2009-01-08 10:04)
Nigel the Pirate says "Grey be likin' the sound o' this, but he be puzzled. "That be soundin' great, but where be the 'roulette' part? Where be the danger I be havin' to bravely face?" (2009-01-08 10:04)
Nigel the Pirate says "Anthor be grinning like a loon, and be sayin' "Well, one o' the girls do be from Rakmogak..."" (2009-01-08 10:04)
Nigel the Pirate booms with laughter. "Yarr, now that be a game I be likin' to play, if any wench be brave enough!" (2009-01-08 10:05)

They carry 1 monkey claw charm, 2 skulls, 2 tricorn hats, 1 falcon, 1 pair of gold hoop earrings, 3 cat-o-nine tails, 1 silver skull cross and 2 harpoons.

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Achievements:(22 total)
Old One Kraken Slayer Wild boar Hunter - Bronze Monkey Hunter - Bronze Large stag Hunter - Bronze
Areas explored: 2382 (65.7% of island)
HP Healed: 1516
Trading Points: 1027
Spirits Exorcised: 0 (not a shaman)
Wailing Damage: 1780
Ritual Feasts: 0 (not a cannibal)
Mentioned in 0 profile

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NPC kills: 239; last kill: turkey
 Animals: 239
 Shamans: 0
 Traders: 0
Natives killed: 94; last kill: Scorponok
 Raktam: 11
 Dalpok: 38
 Wiksik: 2
 Rakmogak: 43
Outsiders killed: 56; last kill: FirstAmongstDaves
 Derby: 21
 Durham: 3
 York: 10
 Shipwreck: 22
NPC kills (detailed):
large stag35
wild boar26
small deer25
large deer17
hungry alligator4
giant spider2
zombified parrot1
zombified alligator1
giant squid1
zombified bat1
ferocious tiger1
zombified large stag1
First Mate1


This character has indicated they have peaceful intentions and would prefer not to be killed.

This character has been idle since 2016-11-28.

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