Home: Dalpok
Been on the island since 2008-06-20
Died: 85 times (last time was 2018-05-02 12:38 at the hands of anaalipunktio, killed by some cat-o-nine tails)
Level: 21
Class: Shaman (native)
Primary Clan: Exotic Sports Hunting Club
Secondary Clan: Team Tathers


Currently I live in the Dalpok Cave, growing an orchard of Pumpkins

I love all aminals but they don't love me back.
I tend to put them in a state of full attack.
You think I'd pet a kitten and it would rub against me
But that doesn't ever happen
I must be made of sweetmeat.
I want a pet so bad I can just taste it
I'd love to walk a dog and not be chased by it
You think I'd feed a stray dog, and it would love me sweetly
But that doesn't ever happen
I must be made of sweetmeat
Cause they bite me
They try to eat me alive
I get so frightened
I cry
I can't even take a walk in the great outdoors
Cause suddenly I'm being chased by wild boars.
Squirrels hit me with their nuts.
Raccoons with their hissing bit
The deer they take turns kicking.
The rabbits try to maul me.
The snakes are licking lying
They're tying me down
They wrap them selves around my legs..
The poison me they paralyze me
The birds are pecking my eyes
They rip out of all of my hair
I tell them go on have a bite
Make a pig out of yourselves
I'm made of meat.
And I am sweet meat.

They carry 1 rabbit foot charm, 1 skull, 1 wild boar tusk necklace and 1 harpoon.

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Achievements:(15 total)
Old One Novice Healer April Fools 2012 12 years old
Areas explored: 97 (2.7% of island)
HP Healed: 1922
Trading Points: 0
Spirits Exorcised: 1
Wailing Damage: 0
Ritual Feasts: 0 (not a cannibal)
Mentioned in 0 profile

The following extended statistics are since 1st Jan 2011.

Alcohol Brewed: 0
Alcohol Drunk: 2
Heads Collected: 1
Fruit Juiced: 245
Successful Possessions: 0
Tracks Found: 0
Fires Started: 0
Fires Extinguished: 2
Items Buried: 1
Items Found: 403
Jungle Chopped: 643
Parrots Tamed: 0 (not a pirate)
Monkeys Tamed: 0 (not a pirate)
Signposts Built: 5
Signposts Smashed: 1
Treasures Found: 0 (added 2014-07-14)

NPC kills: 113; last kill: rat
 Animals: 113
 Shamans: 0
 Traders: 0
Natives killed: 0
 Raktam: 0
 Dalpok: 0
 Wiksik: 0
 Rakmogak: 0
Outsiders killed: 3; last kill: Jack Cudgel
 Derby: 0
 Durham: 0
 York: 0
 Shipwreck: 3
NPC kills (detailed):
large stag8
wild boar7
small deer6
large deer5
ferocious tiger1
hungry rat1


This character has indicated they have peaceful intentions and would prefer not to be killed.

This character has been idle since 2019-05-19.

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