Sammy dickhands

Sammy dickhands

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Home: York
Been on the island since 2007-10-05
Died: 43 times (last time was 2008-10-21 22:48 at the hands of Snake Tongue, killed by a spirit)
Level: 19
Class: Soldier (outsider)
Primary Clan: None chosen


The unwanted lovechild between Serious Sam's brother's uncle's hoover and Keichii's mum's sister's pet cock.

Disfigurement has never meant impairment to Sammy, his chode like appendages have lead to a budding career in the adult entertainment industry.
Where he specialises in rusty tromboning and the dirty sanchez. His recent sabbatical has seen him travel to Shartak for rest and recuperation.

He enjoys moonlight walks, golf, portuguese breakfasts and the ancient defence art of ona-nism, the way of the palm.

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Achievements:(15 total)
Old One Novice Healer 13 years old
Areas explored: 153 (4.2% of island)
HP Healed: 1844
Trading Points: 0
Spirits Exorcised: 0 (not a shaman)
Wailing Damage: 1100
Ritual Feasts: 0 (not a cannibal)
Mentioned in 0 profile

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NPC kills: 33; last kill: alligator
 Animals: 33
 Shamans: 0
 Traders: 0
Natives killed: 6; last kill: ed gein
 Raktam: 2
 Dalpok: 1
 Wiksik: 2
 Rakmogak: 1
Outsiders killed: 25; last kill: Brain Rot
 Derby: 0
 Durham: 0
 York: 24
 Shipwreck: 1
NPC kills (detailed):
large deer5
wild boar3
guard dog2
large stag2
small deer1


This character has been idle since 2008-10-17.

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