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Ernest Hemingway

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Home: York
Been on the island since 2006-11-17
Died: 230 times (last time was 2017-03-04 08:08, killed by a tiger)
Level: 32
Class: Soldier (outsider)
Primary Clan: Team Tathers
Secondary Clans: Exotic Sports Hunting Club and The South Shartak Trading Company
Underworld: http://underworld.shartak.com/?id=6792
Deadzone: http://shartak.aphlor.org/deadzone/view/6792

Description:

When you kill an animal of any description on the island of Shartak and you do it with a blade then you take on the animal with the advantage of man's technology and this includes even the most basic of technology such as steel. To truly understand the animal and respect it then you must punch it and feel the bones break under your knuckles and feel your own knuckles break with the impact of bone on bone and then and only then are you a man. Anything less than that does not respect the animal and is also and very importantly unmanly.

And if you use a heavy sword then you are not at all manly. The heavy sword is an unacceptable weapon which gives you an unfair advantage over any beast and wielding a heavy sword indicates a proclivity for wearing the type of ladies underpants which ride in an unseemly fashion up the cleft of the buttocks.

Rifles and pistols are acceptable but only when surrounded by extreme danger such as a cluster of shargles or bears or alligators.

Owner and captain of the Sulaco which is a whaler converted for use for kraken hunting, moored on the south coast of Unity Island. I haven't visited my ship for a while so who even knows if it is still there but in any event none of the damn marlin have made it to local waters which is a shame so perhaps the seaworthiness of the Sulaco is neither here nor there.


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Achievements:(44 total)
TTTAAR Participant Rhino Hunter - Bronze Kraken Slayer Alligator Hunter - Gold Bear Hunter - Bronze
Areas explored: 2910 (80.2% of island)
HP Healed: 2203
Trading Points: 484
Spirits Exorcised: 0 (not a shaman)
Wailing Damage: 0
Ritual Feasts: 0 (not a cannibal)
Mentioned in 0 profile

The following extended statistics are since 1st Jan 2011.

Alcohol Brewed: 0
Alcohol Drunk: 56
Heads Collected: 0
Fruit Juiced: 211
Successful Possessions: 0
Tracks Found: 36
Fires Started: 2
Fires Extinguished: 0
Items Buried: 230
Items Found: 3325
Jungle Chopped: 534
Parrots Tamed: 0 (not a pirate)
Signposts Built: 23
Signposts Smashed: 3
Treasures Found: 0 (added 2014-07-14)

NPC kills: 1956; last kill: bat
 Animals: 1956
 Shamans: 0
 Traders: 0
Natives killed: 11; last kill: lotusfield
 Raktam: 2
 Dalpok: 3
 Wiksik: 4
 Rakmogak: 2
Outsiders killed: 7; last kill: Keiichi
 Derby: 0
 Durham: 0
 York: 2
 Shipwreck: 5
NPC kills (detailed):
NameKills
alligator279
monkey200
parrot164
large stag154
large deer147
tiger143
small deer134
rat134
bat108
wild boar104
elephant100
shargle82
turtle40
rhino36
bear27
giant spider22
songbird22
goat17
silverback9
zombified wild boar5
guard dog4
zombified parrot3
ferocious tiger3
zombified large stag2
elf2
zombified elephant2
zombified rat2
ferocious shargle1
hungry alligator1
zombified small deer1
chief elf1
zombified turtle1
zombified large deer1
fully-grown giant squid1
giant squid1
zombified monkey1
zombified bat1
werewolf1

Skills:

This character has been idle since 2017-03-03.

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