"It's really rather amazing the diversity of life and cultures on this island! Oh, look an elephant of the Caribbean variety! Most rare. Hand me my sketchbook, please. No, no, chap, the other one. Thanks ever so much! Oh, now you see there? That beetle is highly venomous. Kills a rhino in thirty seconds. That one, right there! Can't you see it? It's on your arm. Most intriguing the way you are turning blue and shuddering. Oh, really, old man, try to maintain some decorum as you die. That frothing business is fine for the lower orders, but you went to Eton!"