Home: the shipwreck
Been on the island since 2014-01-23
Died: 16 times (last time was 2014-04-14 02:05, killed by a wild boar)
Class: Pirate (outsider)
Primary Clan: Secret Society of Supervillains
Secondary Clan: Botheringham FC Supporters' Club
paul kirk is a manhunter clone from the 1980's. like bladerunners but better dressed. belongs to a group called 'the monkey alliance'. they're looking for me, right?
is lost without his 1916 bolo mauser, katar stick (à¤à¤Ÿà¤¾à¤°), and bundi dagger. took up pirating after a Carnival Cruise gone wrong & ended up here. unable to tie a sheep shank, or watch the ending of the dark knight rises without crying. hates killing bats.
generally non violent -- especially without a fully loaded 1916 mauser. uses mostly lowercase letters. probably due to chromosome damage from the cloning process. crashed on the rocks outside shipwreck on 'THE FILTHY WHORE' captained by the drunkard 'rum-eye bates'. not known if other crew members survived.
*sigh* cursed!! I know cause I'm weak all over, have the chills of death about me, and explodin' diarrhea! worst of all, there's a 'bare naked ladies' song in my head
They carry 8 tricorn hats, 14 cat-o-nine tails, 2 silver skull crosses and 9 harpoons.
Areas explored: 79 (2.2% of island)
HP Healed: 0
Trading Points: 0
Spirits Exorcised: 0 (not a shaman)
Wailing Damage: 0
Ritual Feasts: 0 (not a cannibal)
Mentioned in 0 profile
The following extended statistics are since 1st Jan 2011.
Alcohol Brewed: 0
Alcohol Drunk: 1
Heads Collected: 0
Fruit Juiced: 0
Successful Possessions: 0
Tracks Found: 0
Fires Started: 0
Fires Extinguished: 0
Items Buried: 0
Items Found: 55
Jungle Chopped: 60
Parrots Tamed: 0
Signposts Built: 0
Signposts Smashed: 0
Treasures Found: 0 (added 2014-07-14)
NPC kills: 68; last kill: monkey
Natives killed: 0
Outsiders killed: 2; last kill: Jack Cudgel
|NPC kills (detailed):|
Close quarter combat - Gain 10% to hit with melee attacks
Advanced close quarter combat - Gain 15% to hit with melee attacks
Balanced Stance - Sometimes turn a miss into a glancing blow.
Body building - Increases melee damage
Stamina - Increases max HP by 20
Ghostly whisper - Allows spirits to communicate
Exploration - Helps you remember some of the places you've been
Trekking - Faster movement through the jungle
Triage - Be able to tell who is most injured
This character has been idle since 2014-04-14.
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