paul kirk

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Home: the shipwreck
Been on the island since 2014-01-23
Died: 16 times (last time was 2014-04-14 02:05, killed by a wild boar)
Level: 9
Class: Pirate (outsider)
Primary Clan: Secret Society of Supervillains
Secondary Clan: Botheringham FC Supporters' Club


paul kirk is a manhunter clone from the 1980's. like bladerunners but better dressed. belongs to a group called 'the monkey alliance'. they're looking for me, right?

is lost without his 1916 bolo mauser, katar stick (टार), and bundi dagger. took up pirating after a Carnival Cruise gone wrong & ended up here. unable to tie a sheep shank, or watch the ending of the dark knight rises without crying. hates killing bats.
generally non violent -- especially without a fully loaded 1916 mauser. uses mostly lowercase letters. probably due to chromosome damage from the cloning process. crashed on the rocks outside shipwreck on 'THE FILTHY WHORE' captained by the drunkard 'rum-eye bates'. not known if other crew members survived.

*sigh* cursed!! I know cause I'm weak all over, have the chills of death about me, and explodin' diarrhea! worst of all, there's a 'bare naked ladies' song in my head

They carry 8 tricorn hats, 14 cat-o-nine tails, 2 silver skull crosses and 9 harpoons.

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Achievements:(4 total)
4 years old
Areas explored: 79 (2.2% of island)
HP Healed: 0
Trading Points: 0
Spirits Exorcised: 0 (not a shaman)
Wailing Damage: 0
Ritual Feasts: 0 (not a cannibal)
Mentioned in 0 profile

The following extended statistics are since 1st Jan 2011.

Alcohol Brewed: 0
Alcohol Drunk: 1
Heads Collected: 0
Fruit Juiced: 0
Successful Possessions: 0
Tracks Found: 0
Fires Started: 0
Fires Extinguished: 0
Items Buried: 0
Items Found: 55
Jungle Chopped: 60
Parrots Tamed: 0
Signposts Built: 0
Signposts Smashed: 0
Treasures Found: 0 (added 2014-07-14)

NPC kills: 68; last kill: monkey
 Animals: 68
 Shamans: 0
 Traders: 0
Natives killed: 0
 Raktam: 0
 Dalpok: 0
 Wiksik: 0
 Rakmogak: 0
Outsiders killed: 2; last kill: Jack Cudgel
 Derby: 0
 Durham: 0
 York: 0
 Shipwreck: 2
NPC kills (detailed):
large deer9
wild boar6
small deer5
large stag3


This character has been idle since 2014-04-14.

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