Gerhard

A man who is taller than someone of average height, which makes him tall enough to call himself tall. If he talks to you, he talks strangely. If he doesn't talk to you, then you don't notice this. You have no clue whether his strange talk is on purpose or for someone's entertainment. If he talks absurdly, it's only because logical rigour in thinking does not mean enlightenment. This man is enlightened, as tall as he is a cantaloupe.

He looks at you intermittently. When he's not looking at you, he looks somewhere else, though sometimes he may still be looking at you. He may also be staring. There is a waxy substance on the bottom of his left shoe.

He was abused as a young boy, by himself, not his father. His father was a cantaloupe.

He knows the laws he invented, not the other way around. If his laws knew him, they would develop an inferiority complex toward their lawmaker. Then they would sulk.

He has a lot of hair, which a young woman would prefer to touch over the hair of an antelope.

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This is all you need to know about Gerhard, except for other things. If you should ever meet him, you could talk to him about his cantaloupe provisions, and offer an antelope to him as bounty, preferably dead, since otherwise it may disobey its own bountifulness and run away.