The Juice Man

The Juice Man

Home: York
Been on the island since 2011-10-10
Died: 3 times (last time was 2011-11-16 01:05, killed by a rat)
Level: 5
Class: Settler (outsider)
Primary Clan: None chosen


Fungi juice is a miracle to behold. No other known substance on the island can give you instant energy to do things that you might otherwise have had to put off. Just one bottle could save your life someday, and in large amounts it could make you capable of super-human feats! The benefits of fungi juice are undeniable and, when used properly, can greatly outweigh any negative side effects you may experience.

The Juice Man is Shartak's number 1 purveyor of fungi juice and other fine drinks. He regularly braves the tunnels, risking infectious disease from the countless rats and paralysis from the bite of the giant spider in order to bring fungi juice to the people.

For a scant 3 gold per bottle, you can get your hands on one of Shartak's most valuable resources. If you would like to buy a bottle, simply give The Juice Man 3 gold for every bottle you would like to purchase, and The Juice Man will provide you with a fresh squeezed bottle of fungi juice in 12 hours or less. Guaranteed.

If you would like to buy something other than fungi juice, please specify to me what it is or I will assume you are buying fungi juice.

Current stock:
Fungi Juice: Sold Out!
Pumpkin Juice: 4 Bottles - 1g/bottle

More beverages coming soon!


Lord Aldor says "I would strongly recommend the services of The Juice man to any who wish to purchase fungii juice or other exotic goods! It is simpler and more efficent, and he is certainly trustworthy and prompt." (2011-11-06 14:220)


The Juice Man is not responsible for any harm that may come to any individual as a direct result of the consumption of fungi juice, nor the result of actions taken by an individual while under the effects of fungi juice.
Services will never be denied to anyone based on race or ethnicity, however The Juice Man reserves the right to refuse service to an individual for any reason.

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Achievements:(7 total)
7 years old
Areas explored: 0 (0.0% of island)
HP Healed: 418
Trading Points: 24
Spirits Exorcised: 0 (not a shaman)
Wailing Damage: 0
Ritual Feasts: 0 (not a cannibal)
Mentioned in 0 profile

The following extended statistics are since 1st Jan 2011.

Alcohol Brewed: 0
Alcohol Drunk: 5
Heads Collected: 0
Fruit Juiced: 90
Successful Possessions: 0
Tracks Found: 0
Fires Started: 0
Fires Extinguished: 0
Items Buried: 0
Items Found: 336
Jungle Chopped: 0
Parrots Tamed: 0 (not a pirate)
Signposts Built: 0
Signposts Smashed: 0
Treasures Found: 0 (added 2014-07-14)

NPC kills: 3; last kill: rat
 Animals: 3
 Shamans: 0
 Traders: 0
Natives killed: 0
 Raktam: 0
 Dalpok: 0
 Wiksik: 0
 Rakmogak: 0
Outsiders killed: 0
 Derby: 0
 Durham: 0
 York: 0
 Shipwreck: 0
NPC kills (detailed):


This character has indicated they have peaceful intentions and would prefer not to be killed.

This character has been idle since 2011-11-22.

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