Gorry Louis

Gorry Louis

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Home: the shipwreck
Been on the island since 2010-04-13
Died: 263 times (last time was 2017-08-13 07:35, killed by a wild boar)
Level: 37
Class: Pirate (outsider)
Primary Clan: The Duchy of Gorrystan
Secondary Clans: The Bloody Legion of Black-Hearted Brigands and Crew of the Disco Volant
Underworld: http://underworld.shartak.com/?id=20603
Deadzone: http://shartak.aphlor.org/deadzone/view/20603

Description:

Gorry Louie is a crusty old pirate with a near-incomprehensible accent. He may or may not be a Duke. He likes killing natives, especially Dalpoki. He went through a torture porn phase a few years back, but he's over that now. He's not what you would call dashing, and certainly not handsome, but he has a good sense of humor, which is necessary when you've been killed as often as he has - Gorry is not what you'd call a competent PKer. The pipe's just for show.

Below is a list of Gorry's most celebrated murders:

ClickClick fires at you with a blowpipe for 4 damage. You die. (2012-04-19 21:50)
ClickClick says You are persistent, white devil. Yet you lack the skills and abilities that would make such persistence a challenge. Instead of the tiger that lurks in the undergrowth, teeth and claws ready...” with a slight accent. (2012-04-19 21:53)
ClickClick says “...you are the honeybee that bats its head endlessly against the confining walls that it has blundered amongst. And so, for its own sake, must be swatted.” with a slight accent. (2012-04-19 21:54)

Graagh attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage. You die. (2012-10-13 15:23)
Graagh scratches out what was carved on the wall. (2012-10-13 15:24)
Graagh carves GORRY LOUIS DIED HERE - AGAIN onto the wall. (2012-10-13 15:24)
Graagh collects the head of Gorry Louis. (2012-10-13 15:24)
Graagh holds up a gruesome skull. (2012-10-13 15:24)
Graagh grabs the parrot and bites its head off (2012-10-13 15:26)

Ryan Coyle says “I have a message for you from Graagh. Can you guess what it is?” with a slight accent. (2013-06-18 21:17)
Your parrot flies away. (2013-06-18 21:18)
Ryan Coyle fires at you with a blowpipe for 4 damage. You die. (2013-06-18 21:18)
Ryan Coyle says “Know this sea scum, the day you can call any Dalpoki your subject will be the day the last Dalpoki draws breath.” with a slight accent. (2013-06-18 21:19)
Ryan Coyle says “But that will never happen. A more sensible course of action would be to retreat to your pathetic vessel and return to where you came, praying us warriors never decide to hunt you down for revenge in ” with a slight accent. (2013-06-18 21:21)
Ryan Coyle says “your own homes.” with a slight accent. (2013-06-18 21:21)

Your parrot flies away. (2016-11-17 22:39)
ClickClick fires at you with a blowpipe for 4 damage. You die. (2016-11-17 22:39)
ClickClick steps silently from the undergrowth as the ragged pirate falls to the earth, clutching his neck and thrashing convulsively. (2016-11-17 22:41)
ClickClick watches grimly until the pink-tinged foam on Louis's lips stops bubbling. ALready the jungle flies are hovering in anticipation of the feast to come. (2016-11-17 22:43)
ClickClick says “Even after my long sojourn into the spirit world, I recognise you, white devil. Not matter how long her guardians sleep, Dalpok is forever forbidden to your filthy kind.” with a slight accent. (2016-11-17 22:45)
ClickClick says “May the creatures of the Earth mother feed well upon your heathen flesh, and the Sky Father send his curses down upon your unhoused soul. Begone from this place!” with a slight accent. (2016-11-17 22:47)

(2017-03-03 19:19) You say “arrr i shouldna drank all me absSzzsssinthe, yarrrrr”
(2017-03-03 19:19) You climb outside.
(2017-03-03 19:20) You stagger drunkenly.
(2017-03-03 19:20) You stagger drunkenly.
(2017-03-03 19:20) You stagger drunkenly.
(2017-03-03 19:20) You stagger drunkenly.
(2017-03-03 19:20) You stagger drunkenly.
(2017-03-03 19:20) You stagger drunkenly.
(2017-03-03 19:20) You stagger drunkenly.
(2017-03-03 19:20) You stagger drunkenly.
(2017-03-03 23:22) sminky says “If I'm honest, the tactic of killing someone then stumbling a few block out of the village baffles me.” with a slight accent.
(2017-03-03 23:22) sminky says “Like you didn't think retaliation was likely.” with a slight accent.
(2017-03-03 23:23) Your parrot flies away.
(2017-03-03 23:23) sminky attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage. You die.
(2017-03-03 23:23) sminky collects the head of Gorry Louis.
(2017-03-03 23:23) sminky kicks the skull into the grass

schwerve says “Oh wow. You must be really lost. Long walk home too...” with a slight accent. (2017-05-09 16:03)
schwerve says “Want me to help you get back home quicker? Ancient Dalpoki shortcut.” with a slight accent. (2017-05-09 16:03)
Your parrot flies away. (2017-05-09 16:05)
schwerve attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage. You die. (2017-05-09 16:05)
schwerve says “Fly free, dirty bird. Fly free.” with a slight accent. (2017-05-09 16:05)
schwerve collects the head of Gorry Louis. (2017-05-09 16:05)
schwerve says “What a mug. Think I'll go scare Tamdal with it.” with a slight accent. (2017-05-09 16:07)


(2017-05-25 04:33) You fire at azuma with a pistol for 4 damage. You gain 4 XP. They drop to 46 HP.
(2017-05-25 04:33) You fire at azuma and miss.
(2017-05-25 04:33) You fire at azuma and miss.
(2017-05-25 04:33) Your pistol is out of bullets.
(2017-05-25 04:33) Your pistol is out of bullets.
(2017-05-25 04:33) azuma uses a healing herb on you and restores 7 health.
(2017-05-25 04:33) You attack azuma with a cutlass for 3 damage. You gain 3 XP. They drop to 43 HP.
(2017-05-25 04:33) You attack azuma and miss.
(2017-05-25 04:34) You attack azuma and miss.
(2017-05-25 04:34) You attack azuma with a cutlass for 3 damage. You gain 3 XP. They drop to 50 HP.
(2017-05-25 04:34) Regaining your balance after what would have been a complete miss, you manage a glancing blow.
(2017-05-25 04:34) You attack azuma with a cutlass for 1 damage. You gain 1 XP. They drop to 59 HP.
(2017-05-25 04:34) You attack azuma with a cutlass for 3 damage. You gain 3 XP. They drop to 56 HP.
(2017-05-25 04:34) You attack azuma with a cutlass for 3 damage. You gain 3 XP. They drop to 53 HP.
(2017-05-25 04:34) Regaining your balance after what would have been a complete miss, you manage a glancing blow.
(2017-05-25 04:34) You attack azuma with a cutlass for 1 damage. You gain 1 XP. They drop to 62 HP.
(2017-05-25 04:34) You attack azuma with a cutlass for 3 damage. You gain 3 XP. They drop to 59 HP.
(2017-05-25 04:34) You attack azuma with a cutlass for 3 damage. You gain 3 XP. They drop to 56 HP.
(2017-05-25 04:34) azuma attacks you with a heavy sword
(2017-05-25 04:35) You hear azuma whisper “I had to work sooo hard to get you to shovel range.” with a slight accent.
(2017-05-25 04:35) You hear azuma whisper “twice.” with a slight accent.
(2017-05-25 04:35) You hear azuma whisper “:)” with a slight accent.
(2017-05-25 04:35) azuma attacks you with a shovel for 2 damage. You die.
(2017-05-25 04:36) azuma says “Woohooo! Shub Bell!” with a slight accent.
(2017-05-25 04:36) azuma says “Gonna bury some eggs! Wooyeah!” with a slight accent.
(2017-05-25 04:38) azuma says “Soon baby hatchlings will spring from your stinky innards Gorry. Truly a noble gesture for a Parrot petter.” with a slight accent.
(2017-05-25 04:39) azuma says “Bah. Not enough wood to build you a maker.” with a slight accent.
(2017-05-25 04:39) azuma says “But, your epitaph would have read as, "Of all creatures that breathe and move upon the earth, nothing is bred that is weaker than man".” with a slight accent.
(2017-05-25 04:41) azuma says “No offense, Gorry NeedsABarOfSoap. You put up a decent tussle for a guy whose blind in one eye and can't see out tae other.” with a slight accent.
(2017-05-25 04:43) azuma says “Lulz. We're not that far from Da Pok. I could charge people to bring them out here and they could poke you with a stick.” with a slight accent.
(2017-05-25 04:44) azuma says “Don't go anywhere. I'm about to get paid. Brb.” with a slight accent.

[Character Disclosure Notice: The following characters are operated by the same player:
a. Dani al-Ghazali (id 20596)
b. Gorry Louis (id 20603)
c. The Hierophant (id 22057)
d. Eustace Scrubb (id 23721)
e. Kolya Markovich Yindi (id 25057)
f. Lady of Spain (id 23491)

Help keep the game clean by disclosing all of your characters.]


They carry 1 pink-and-purple scarf, 1 plain wooden cup, 1 rabbit foot charm, 1 Club Palermo pint glass, 1 pair of batwing earrings, 1 tiger tooth amulet, 1 pocket watch, 1 wild boar tusk necklace, 1 skull staff, 1 parrot feather charm, 1 pith helmet, 1 monkey claw charm, 1 pair of gold hoop earrings, 1 tricorn hat, 1 cat-o-nine tails, 1 silver skull cross and 1 harpoon.

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Achievements:(13 total)
Novice Healer April Fools 2012 April Fools Day 2017 Tiger Hunter - Bronze Python Slayer
Areas explored: 3869 (106.6% of island)
HP Healed: 3268
Trading Points: 2002
Spirits Exorcised: 0 (not a shaman)
Wailing Damage: 44
Ritual Feasts: 0 (not a cannibal)
Mentioned in 1 profile

The following extended statistics are since 1st Jan 2011.

Alcohol Brewed: 0
Alcohol Drunk: 131
Heads Collected: 0
Fruit Juiced: 510
Successful Possessions: 0
Tracks Found: 485
Fires Started: 2
Fires Extinguished: 1
Items Buried: 191
Items Found: 3134
Jungle Chopped: 2281
Parrots Tamed: 112
Signposts Built: 162
Signposts Smashed: 11
Treasures Found: 0 (added 2014-07-14)

NPC kills: 185; last kill: tiger
 Animals: 185
 Shamans: 0
 Traders: 0
Natives killed: 227; last kill: Mooga Booga
 Raktam: 27
 Dalpok: 143
 Wiksik: 26
 Rakmogak: 31
Outsiders killed: 33; last kill: Billfred
 Derby: 10
 Durham: 4
 York: 10
 Shipwreck: 8
 Raktam: 1
NPC kills (detailed):
NameKills
tiger44
monkey28
elephant17
large stag12
parrot12
wild boar11
large deer11
rat8
bat8
small deer7
turtle5
zombified large deer4
zombified small deer2
zombified wild boar2
zombified bat2
ferocious tiger2
alligator2
werewolf2
ferocious shargle1
zombified parrot1
python1
zombified monkey1
zombified elephant1
songbird1

Skills:

This character has been idle since 2017-08-14.

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