Stowd mesself abard yar Hellbund Strumput carryan ma stash o gems looted frem Galbraith's Lamant. Seeyen na muntuns in hivi fog, we fend ussulvs in o messef SHIPWRECK. Trekked ta DALPOK an sarch o mur booty, but fund only blood an tha wailin o benshees. Ma walkan thra ovorgrowd ta da RAKTAM ba haz nabady an ess tirin da spakan da langadg da savadg. Ma findin tha YORK, lookon far ya tavarns wit da rum, n'hopes ta find da drankars wot spak tha langadg. Tay manay killins wot fer me likins, say walkan ta westen path en see DURHAM. Et sem tym wuz surchun fur mistiris roons in west desrt, findin ensted trampald en kild by hoodg elefent. Me spirit wiskt hum ta me pirit SHIPWRECK, wheren Cappan Tylur getten mayts rundud up fur rityis pirit shindig. Marchan on DALPOK bringin much wud fer tha natavs tuh post ther siyns, wot payd twinti gold fer mah trayds.

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Since me parrot met tha bit o poison from tha savagar dart, me tryin to get me an allagatar fer me shoulder. Hent hed much luck teachen em ta spake yet.

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Since me trekken en trevelen ta wot seems shur neer all cross the islin, an meeten mos lik neer everee wun, me helpen wit SOUTH SHARTAK TRADING COMPANY, wot by givin me extre GPS unuts ta pirits an frenz, en exchendg fur a goodli bit o extre guld.