Been on the island since 2009-03-11
Died: 7 times (last time was 2009-07-30 19:32 at the hands of Medium Raw, killed by a knife)
Class: Shaman (native)
Primary Clan: None chosen
You look and see....
That's because Alan doesn't actually exist - he's a figment of tWISt'S deluded imagination. tWISt thinks that Alan is an awesome magic bionic astronaut - with potions and a jet-pack and other things that make him, like, so AWSUM! tWISt loves Alan 4eva, 2getha, 4 years 2 cum.
Despite the aforementioned AWSUMNUZZ, Alan is a true pacifist and refuses to attack humans or animals, opting instead for using either for sexual gratification. Oh YEAH, baby.
Ohh - and Alan also hates tWISt - but don't tell him that - he'll get all pussy about it. But bear in mind that Alan thinks tWISt is still 100 times better than Keiichi, the smeg of York.
Please be aware that Alan is better than you will ever be - and was the last person to play naked-twister on the moon.
Real name: Alan
Areas explored: 0 (0.0% of island)
HP Healed: 0
Trading Points: 90
Spirits Exorcised: 0
Wailing Damage: 0
Ritual Feasts: 0 (not a cannibal)
Mentioned in 0 profile
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NPC kills: 0
Natives killed: 0
Outsiders killed: 0
Close quarter combat - Gain 10% to hit with melee attacks
This character has indicated they have peaceful intentions and would prefer not to be killed.
This character has been idle since 2009-07-30.
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