spooge

spooge

Home: Dalpok
Been on the island since 2006-03-28
Died: 536 times (last time was 2013-05-22 08:05, killed by a ferocious tiger)
Level: 40
Class: Warrior (native)
Primary Clan: Dead Spunkers
Secondary Clan: C.U.T.E.N.E.S.S.
Underworld: http://www.philosoph.us/misc/shartak/underworld/?id=1778

Description:

Naked and Proud, except for his awesome Bieber T-shirt. No that is not a third leg but my enormous genitals

Consider the true master of Dalpok, any rumors of it being sold away are false. As true master he deals out any punishment for those who think otherwise.


Killing outsiders and pirates isn't murder, it is cleaning the island of an infestation.

Read about his group to find what will happen to you once you are dead.
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Why he is also a memeber of CUTENESS? He finds himself cuddly and fuzzy and cute, so why not.


They carry 1 pink-and-purple scarf, 1 plain wooden cup, 1 pocket watch, 1 tricorn hat, 1 pair of gold hoop earrings, 1 ornate staff, 1 cat-o-nine tails, 1 silver skull cross, 1 glowing crystal pendant and 2 harpoons.

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Achievements:(32 total)
Old One Large stag Hunter - Gold Tiger Hunter - Silver Elephant Hunter - Bronze 7 years old
Areas explored: 3102 (85.5% of island)
HP Healed: 434
Trading Points: 172
Spirits Exorcised: 0 (not a shaman)
Wailing Damage: 19427
Ritual Feasts: 0 (not a cannibal)
Mentioned in 1 profile

The following extended statistics are since 1st Jan 2011.

Alcohol Brewed: 0
Alcohol Drunk: 5
Heads Collected: 0
Fruit Juiced: 0
Successful Possessions: 15
Tracks Found: 13
Fires Started: 0
Fires Extinguished: 0
Items Buried: 0
Items Found: 154
Jungle Chopped: 1649
Parrots Tamed: 0 (not a pirate)
Signposts Built: 0
Signposts Smashed: 86

NPC kills: 2347; last kill: ferocious tiger
 Animals: 2344
 Shamans: 0
 Traders: 3
Natives killed: 0
 Raktam: 0
 Dalpok: 0
 Wiksik: 0
 Rakmogak: 0
Outsiders killed: 726; last kill: Edward England
 Derby: 80
 Durham: 100
 York: 116
 Shipwreck: 430
NPC kills (detailed):
NameKills
monkey444
parrot351
bat313
large stag286
small deer260
large deer221
wild boar165
tiger135
elephant40
guard dog27
zombified parrot17
rat17
turtle11
zombified small deer11
silverback10
rhino10
ferocious tiger9
alligator5
songbird2
Trader Sam2
zombified large deer1
Easter Bunny1
zombified alligator1
shargle1
zombified wild boar1
zombified monkey1
zombified tiger1
zombified werewolf1
goat1
bear1
Trader Dick1

Skills:

  • Basic language

    - Understand the smaller words of foreign languages

    • Advanced language

      - Better understanding of foreign languages

      • Expert language

        - Full comprehension of foreign languages

        • Foreign Writing

          - Not only can you understand foreign languages, you can also write it well enough to be understood

        • Foreign Speech

          - Not only can you understand foreign languages, you can also speak it well enough to be understood

  • Close quarter combat

    - Gain 10% to hit with melee attacks

    • Advanced close quarter combat

      - Gain 15% to hit with melee attacks

      • Balanced Stance

        - Sometimes turn a miss into a glancing blow.

      • Headhunting

        - Take the heads of your victims as trophies or signpost decoration

  • Body building

    - Increases melee damage

    • Stamina

      - Increases max HP by 20

  • Ghostly whisper

    - Allows spirits to communicate

    • Haunting scream

      - Attract other spirits and scare the living

      • Shocking shriek

        - Scare nearby living players

        • Banshee wail

          - Frighten living players further away

        • Possession

          - Be able to possess the bodies of the living

          • Forceful possession

            - Sometimes a stronger presence is needed to be able to possess the living

        • Haunting

          - Allows spirits to track down and haunt their last killer.

  • Exploration

    - Helps you remember some of the places you've been

    • Cartography

      - Stops you forgetting where you've visited

    • Trekking

      - Faster movement through the jungle

    • Swimming

      - Faster movement through water

    • Survival - Firecraft

      - Knowledge of how to create, control and use fires

  • Basic tracking

    - With some difficulty, you can track animals and people

    • Advanced tracking

      - You can track animals and people who were here recently

      • Expert tracking

        - You can track animals and people who were here several days ago.

        • Tracking mastery

          - Tracking animals and people is nearly effortless

  • Clan leadership

    - Allows you to start your own clan or help lead one

  • Sixth sense

    - Sense presence of and hear spirits

    • Psychic recognition

      - Lets you recognise active spirits

  • Haggling

    - Be able to obtain slightly better prices from some traders

  • Digging

    - Can dig deep holes.

  • Faith

    - Belief in the spirits of the ancestors increase charm effects.

  • Agriculture

    - Gives you a better chance of getting things to grow

  • Outsider knowledge

    - Natives gain basic outsider knowledge

  • Triage

    - Be able to tell who is most injured

    • Natural medicine

      - Heal 10 HP with healing herbs

  • Basic Blowpipe Use

    - Enables you to use a blowpipe more efficiently

  • Blowpipe training

    - Gain 20% on blowpipe accuracy

    • Advanced blowpipe training

      - Gain another 20% on blowpipe accuracy
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