Been on the island since 2009-01-12
Died: 5 times (last time was 2009-07-16 06:51 at the hands of Phisada, killed by a knife)
Class: Soldier (outsider)
Primary Clan: None chosen
The devil made me do it!
Sympathetic Phil strolls out of the jungle, whistling under his breath. Seeing Bigtime Hassel, his eyes narrow, and he holds up his hands to show they're empty. (2009-01-23 08:16)
Sympathetic Phil says âIâ€™ve been looking for you, pal. I was hoping we could have a word? Itâ€™s about you killing DoomGuy91 in Club Palermo the other dayâ€¦â€ť (2009-01-23 08:16)
Sympathetic Phil shrugs. â€śNow I donâ€™t care for DoomGuy, or his useless 101st Airborne toy soldiers â€“ unless I need my boots polishing, anyway â€“ and Iâ€™m certainly not one to interfere in anyone elseâ€™s businessâ€¦â€ť (2009-01-23 08:16)
Sympathetic Phil says â€śâ€¦But my employers donâ€™t appreciate people being murdered in the Club. Unless theyâ€™re the ones doing it, anyhow. But thatâ€™s a different matter. So Iâ€™m here to ask you â€“ politely, this time â€“ to stopâ€ť (2009-01-23 08:16)
Sympathetic Phil raises an eyebrow. â€śSo, do we have an agreement? Lt. Clarence and the rest of DoomGuyâ€™s brass buttons are hopeless incompetents, so youâ€™ll pretty much have your own way with themâ€¦â€ť (2009-01-23 08:16)
Sympathetic Phil taps himself on the chest. â€śâ€¦But me and Vinny, well, we know our business and are dangerously good at it. So like I said, if you keep yours out of the Club, everybodyâ€™s happy.â€ť (2009-01-23 08:17)
Sympathetic Phil claps Bigtime Hassel on the shoulder. â€śGlad we could have this chat, Bigtime. If you ever get bored of whacking the 101st, come see me. Iâ€™ve always got a few people that need a good thumping.â€ť (2009-01-23 08:17)
Sympathetic Phil holds eye contact for a few more moments, then winks and strolls off into the jungle again, whistling. â€śâ™«â™«â™Şâ™« â™Şâ™Şâ™«â™Şâ™«â™Şâ™Şâ™Ş â™«â™Ş â™«â™Şâ™« â™Ş â™«â™« â™Ş â™«â™Ş â™«â™« â™Şâ™Şâ™Ş â™« â™Şâ™Ş â™« â™Ş â™« â™Ş â™« â™Şâ™Şâ€ť (2009-01-23 08:17)
You attack Sympathetic Phil with a rifle butt for 2 damage. They die.
You say â€śWhen you tell me to do one thing, it makes me want to do the opposite! Toodle loo little bitch! Thanks for giving me a source of people to fuck over!â€ť
Real name: Bigtime Hassholehoff
Areas explored: 0 (0.0% of island)
HP Healed: 10
Trading Points: 2
Spirits Exorcised: 0 (not a shaman)
Wailing Damage: 0
Ritual Feasts: 0 (not a cannibal)
Mentioned in 0 profile
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NPC kills: 2; last kill: elephant
Natives killed: 1; last kill: Ghost Dog
Outsiders killed: 16; last kill: Enfilladed
|NPC kills (detailed):|
Close quarter combat - Gain 10% to hit with melee attacks
Advanced close quarter combat - Gain 15% to hit with melee attacks
Body building - Increases melee damage
Stamina - Increases max HP by 20
Basic tracking - With some difficulty, you can track animals and people
Advanced tracking - You can track animals and people who were here recently
Expert tracking - You can track animals and people who were here several days ago.
Triage - Be able to tell who is most injured
Firearms training - Gain 20% on firearms attacks
Advanced firearms training - Gain another 20% on firearms attacks
This character has been idle since 2009-07-13.
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