Monkeyslayer

Monkeyslayer

Home: York
Been on the island since 2008-12-04
Died: 94 times (last time was 2014-05-21 23:34 at the hands of Abandon Thread, killed by a machete)
Level: 34
Class: Soldier (outsider)
Primary Clan: None chosen
Underworld: http://underworld.shartak.com/?id=17275
Deadzone: http://shartak.aphlor.org/deadzone/view/17275

Description:

Deathly afraid of monkeys. Obsessively kills them in the same way a devoted mother nurses her young. Also prone to attacking humans who bear resemblances to monkeys.

Inre: "Easter Bunnies": Monkeys in disguise.

Recently, he's found himself doggedly pursued by the drooling hobgoblin known as ClickClick, who seems to have developed an unhealthy obsession with touching him in his sleep. Apparently he's been following him at a distance since February of 2009, when Monkeyslayer first fended off his advances with a swift boot to the hooby-goobies.

Hopefully, after ripping his skull and spine out in a glorious, entire-jungle-celebrated and God-sanctioned event of epic proportions, the stuffing of a dead monkey into the open-ended neck cavity and cauterizing it with a lightsabre, then soaking urine permanently into the exposed brain of the addled "follows-him-like-a-lost-baby-duckling" fellow, he might act accordingly and remain to himself as a monkey-stuffed pee-brain should, and not continue to trail behind as a jilted lover...only time will tell.


They carry 1 pocket watch, 1 silver skull cross, 1 tiger tooth amulet, 1 glowing crystal pendant and 1 skull staff.

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Achievements:(12 total)
Old One Monkey Hunter - Gold Monkey Hunter - Silver Monkey Hunter - Bronze 8 years old
Areas explored: 2597 (71.6% of island)
HP Healed: 911
Trading Points: 202
Spirits Exorcised: 0 (not a shaman)
Wailing Damage: 560
Ritual Feasts: 0 (not a cannibal)
Mentioned in 0 profile

The following extended statistics are since 1st Jan 2011.

Alcohol Brewed: 0
Alcohol Drunk: 15
Heads Collected: 0
Fruit Juiced: 0
Successful Possessions: 0
Tracks Found: 246
Fires Started: 0
Fires Extinguished: 0
Items Buried: 3
Items Found: 753
Jungle Chopped: 293
Parrots Tamed: 0 (not a pirate)
Signposts Built: 4
Signposts Smashed: 17
Treasures Found: 0 (added 2014-07-14)

NPC kills: 752; last kill: monkey
 Animals: 752
 Shamans: 0
 Traders: 0
Natives killed: 45; last kill: Consumer
 Raktam: 2
 Dalpok: 16
 Wiksik: 7
 Rakmogak: 20
Outsiders killed: 9; last kill: Suzie
 Derby: 2
 Durham: 1
 York: 2
 Shipwreck: 4
NPC kills (detailed):
NameKills
monkey693
zombified monkey33
silverback20
Easter Bunny3
elf2
chief elf1

Skills:

This character has been idle since 2014-05-24.

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