TanukiSauce

TanukiSauce

Home: Durham
Been on the island since 2008-10-12
Died: 14 times (last time was 2009-01-25 04:44 at the hands of Sudon Yorfiqun, killed by a machete)
Level: 16
Class: Settler (outsider)
Primary Clan: /zom/
Underworld: http://underworld.shartak.com/?id=16681
Deadzone: http://shartak.aphlor.org/deadzone/view/16681

Description:

You ask for a hamburger, I give you a hamburger. You raise it to your lips and take a bite. Your eye twitches involuntarily. Across the street a father of three falls down the stairs. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. I give you a hamburger. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. You cannot swallow. There are children at the top of the stairs. A pickle shifts uneasily under the bun. I give you a hamburger. You look at my face, and I am pleading with you. The children are crying now. You raise the hamburger to your lips, tears stream down your face as you take a bite. I give you a hamburger. You are on your knees. You plead with me to go across the street. I hear only children's laughter. I give you a hamburger. You are screaming as you fall down the stairs. I am your child. You cannot see anything. You take a bite of the hamburger. The concrete rushes up to meet you. You awake with a start in your own bed. Your eye twitches involuntarily. I give you a hamburger. As you kill me, I do not make a sound. I give you a hamburger. You asked me for a hamburger, and I gave you a raccoon. You asked me for a hamburger, but it turns out I don't really exist. Where I was originally standing, a picture of a hamburger rests on the ground. You awake as a hamburger. You start screaming only to have special sauce fly from your lips. The world is in sepia. Why are we speaking German? A mime cries softly as he cradles a young cow. Your grandfather stares at you as the cow falls apart into patties. You look down only to see me with pickles for eyes, I am singing the song that gives birth to the universe.


They carry 1 silver skull cross and 1 tiger tooth amulet.

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Achievements:(10 total)
Old One 9 years old
Areas explored: 335 (9.2% of island)
HP Healed: 51
Trading Points: 3
Spirits Exorcised: 0 (not a shaman)
Wailing Damage: 0
Ritual Feasts: 0 (not a cannibal)
Mentioned in 0 profile

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NPC kills: 115; last kill: bat
 Animals: 115
 Shamans: 0
 Traders: 0
Natives killed: 2; last kill: Medium Raw
 Raktam: 0
 Dalpok: 0
 Wiksik: 0
 Rakmogak: 2
Outsiders killed: 0
 Derby: 0
 Durham: 0
 York: 0
 Shipwreck: 0
NPC kills (detailed):
NameKills
monkey22
small deer15
parrot15
bat11
wild boar10
large deer8
large stag8
turtle7
elephant5
zombified large stag4
tiger3
rat3
rhino3
zombified rhino1

Skills:

This character has been idle since 2009-01-25.

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